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(   Darth Vader is running for president of the Ukraine on the internet party platform "I alone can make an empire out of a republic, to restore former glories, to return lost territories and pride for this country"   ( divider line
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2014-03-31 09:24:36 AM  
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2014-03-31 09:27:31 AM  
"Good, good. Everything is progressing as I have foreseen."

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2014-03-31 11:18:18 AM  
When he loses, he's going to be all, "I find my lack of votes... disturbing."
2014-03-31 11:19:16 AM  
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've built. The power to elect presidents is insignificant; next to the power of the Force.
2014-03-31 11:20:59 AM  
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Its Vermin Supreme, isn't it? Vermin Supreme must be behind this.
2014-03-31 11:26:09 AM  
At least there won't be any sex scandals, given that his junk was melted off.
2014-03-31 11:27:05 AM  
I hope Princess Leia has Luke on speed dial.
2014-03-31 11:29:41 AM  
Only 3%?  Well, I think I know why.

Darth Vader was in fact, a minion, not a leader.  The Emperor is the one who had all the power to get things going as they were.  Vader was just a weapon that helped.
2014-03-31 11:30:35 AM  
Do you mind checking in my butt?
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Just to be safe.
2014-03-31 11:32:24 AM  
I thought Cheney had retired.
2014-03-31 11:45:48 AM  
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2014-03-31 11:52:35 AM  
Heh.  Back in college, my friends and I ran for Student Government as the Armchair Anarchist Party, with a platform of disbanding student government as a colossal waste of time and money if elected.  I was the vice-presidential candidate, my roommate was the Presidential candidate, and his previous roommate was the candidate for Chief of Staff.

At the ceremony where the candidates drew lots to determine the order they'd appear on the ballot, we showed up for the event dressed in full Fencing gear including masks and swords (it's what we had available on short notice), and I carried a Boom Box blaring out the Imperial March from Empire Strikes Back at full volume.

We only got like 10 percent of the vote, but it was fun.
2014-03-31 12:07:35 PM  
I'm pretty sure he's right but it's a trap. Putin is Palpatine and if Vader is elected The Ukraine will be absorbed by the empire.  It probably will anyway.

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