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(Time)   Eating Snickers makes you sexist   ( time.com) divider line
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9380 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Mar 2014 at 11:11 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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bluorangefyre [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2014-03-30 09:05:32 PM  
Also makes you think you're Batman.
 
HawgWild [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2014-03-30 09:20:27 PM  

bluorangefyre: Also makes you think you're Batman.


And misspell Chiefs.

/great googly moogly
 
AGremlin
2014-03-30 09:23:59 PM  
Obligatory:

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fusillade762 [TotalFark]
2014-03-30 09:31:45 PM  
So the professional outrage brigade has moved on from Colbert?
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2014-03-30 09:44:18 PM  
Then what does eating 3 Musketeers make you?
 
GreenAdder [TotalFark]
2014-03-30 10:18:01 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Then what does eating 3 Musketeers make you?


A cannibal.
 
Tellingthem
2014-03-30 10:21:25 PM  

fusillade762: So the professional outrage brigade has moved on from Colbert?


They seem to from a minor league outrage brigade. They haven't got quite the talent or skill to make it to the big leagues yet.
 
Old Man Winter [TotalFark]
2014-03-30 11:13:57 PM  
Why doesn't Caitlin think construction workers opinions are invalid?
 
zerkalo
2014-03-30 11:16:38 PM  
I'm not me when I'm hungry. So I guess I AM an asshole when I eat a Snickers
 
UsikFark [TotalFark]
2014-03-30 11:19:21 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Then what does eating 3 Musketeers make you?


Sexually progressive but possibly still sexist.
 
Farty McPooPants
2014-03-30 11:19:59 PM  
It also apparently makes you a radioactive lizard.
 
LograyX
2014-03-30 11:20:41 PM  
Eating a Milky Way once sent me on a four day coke bender through six states.
 
ultraholland
2014-03-30 11:20:50 PM  
everyone in TFA should cry moar
 
kling_klang_bed
2014-03-30 11:21:46 PM  
A sexist construction worker? Surely you jest! And all this time I thought they were the kind to put their coats over puddles for the fairer sex.
 
ultraholland
2014-03-30 11:23:46 PM  
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autopsybeverage
2014-03-30 11:25:39 PM  
And eating a Whatchamacallit makes you a sexual tyrannosaur.
 
ElLoco
2014-03-30 11:25:53 PM  
"dear snickers, your native-ad construction workers are still shouting at women. like what they say matters."

'Like what they say matters.'

How perfectly phrased, Ms... um, who are you again?
 
Plant Rights Activist
2014-03-30 11:26:07 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Then what does eating 3 Musketeers make you?


in a row?
 
autopsybeverage
2014-03-30 11:27:22 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Then what does eating 3 Musketeers make you?

in a row?


Try not to eat any 3 Musketeers walking across the parking lot!
 
bunner
2014-03-30 11:28:07 PM  
Meh.
 
Big_Doofus
2014-03-30 11:32:09 PM  

GreenAdder: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Then what does eating 3 Musketeers make you?

A cannibal.


Ha!  Excellent!
 
TheWarp
2014-03-30 11:32:38 PM  
Time magazine providing quality, hard hitting journalism time and time again.

/someone linked me this last week
//cringeworthy to watch right up until the tagline hits
///laughed my arse off.
 
darkjezter
2014-03-30 11:33:54 PM  
The author of that article needs to lighten the fark up.  It was a funny ad.
 
meow said the dog
2014-03-30 11:36:30 PM  
OM MAGOODNESS SNICKERS IS PART OF THE PATRIARCHY.

F*ck off.
 
TheWarp
2014-03-30 11:38:02 PM  
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1652

Joking about perceptions of sexism and your soggy knees makes you sexist too, I bet.
 
Typhoid
2014-03-30 11:40:51 PM  

autopsybeverage: Plant Rights Activist: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Then what does eating 3 Musketeers make you?

in a row?

Try not to eat any 3 Musketeers walking across the parking lot!


We figure a supermarket parking lot is a good place to meet fat women. Why else would they be there unless they like to eat 3 Musketeers.
 
Bmorrison
2014-03-30 11:44:06 PM  

kling_klang_bed: A sexist construction worker? Surely you jest! And all this time I thought they were the kind to put their coats over puddles for the fairer sex.


I'm not joking, and Don't call me Shirley
 
Pop and Miracle Whip
2014-03-30 11:46:40 PM  

ElLoco: "dear snickers, your native-ad construction workers are still shouting at women. like what they say matters."

'Like what they say matters.'

How perfectly phrased, Ms... um, who are you again?


"Hey! Look out for that bus!"

Remember folks, shouting is still sexist. DON'T DO IT!
 
CruJones
2014-03-30 11:47:11 PM  
Apparently it is possible to overthink a Snickers ad
 
TinyFist
2014-03-30 11:47:40 PM  
Eating a Snickers bar doesn't make me sexist.

Cat-calling women walking by when I'm on break eating my Snickers is what makes me sexist.

/admit it ladies, you like it
//don't ruin this for me
///so lonely
 
autopsybeverage
2014-03-30 11:49:03 PM  

Typhoid: autopsybeverage: Plant Rights Activist: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Then what does eating 3 Musketeers make you?

in a row?

Try not to eat any 3 Musketeers walking across the parking lot!

We figure a supermarket parking lot is a good place to meet fat women. Why else would they be there unless they like to eat 3 Musketeers.


I read that in J's voice. Awesome.
 
spamdog
2014-03-30 11:50:47 PM  
Well if fat dorks on Twitter say so
 
Trocadero
2014-03-30 11:52:28 PM  

Pop and Miracle Whip: ElLoco: "dear snickers, your native-ad construction workers are still shouting at women. like what they say matters."

'Like what they say matters.'

How perfectly phrased, Ms... um, who are you again?

"Hey! Look out for that bus!"

Remember folks, shouting is still sexist. DON'T DO IT!


To be fair, when he was shouting "Hey! Look at for that bus!" he was propositioning her to get on the Bangbus.
 
mikaloyd
2014-03-30 11:58:52 PM  
The pussification of Australia is complete
 
MadAzza
2014-03-30 11:59:49 PM  
As a woman, I am outraged! And craving a Snickers bar!
 
People_are_Idiots
2014-03-31 12:01:13 AM  
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davynelson
2014-03-31 12:02:12 AM  
oh well

it's only a chocolate bar


or should i say
CANDY bar
 
Gunther
2014-03-31 12:05:28 AM  

darkjezter: The author of that article needs to lighten the fark up.  It was a funny ad.


People who feel the need to take everything apart and painstakingly examine it until they can find a reason to be offended by it really, really suck.
 
Fano
2014-03-31 12:09:17 AM  

meow said the dog: OM MAGOODNESS SNICKERS IS PART OF THE PATRIARCHY.

F*ck off.


Misandry really satisfies
 
Fano
2014-03-31 12:10:29 AM  

autopsybeverage: And eating a Whatchamacallit makes you a sexual tyrannosaur.


How's that go? Rosen dew. More than a mouthful.
 
Fart_Machine [TotalFark]
2014-03-31 12:10:54 AM  
Nuts in your mouth?

Oh, and I laughed at the ad.
 
Solty Dog [TotalFark]
2014-03-31 12:11:07 AM  
So now Snickers needs to do a commercial were a bunch of bloggers and twitterers don't flip the fark out at every little thing.
 
Terrible Old Man
2014-03-31 12:20:13 AM  
Snickers, are you trying to tell me if I get hungry I turn stupid and start spouting the same crap those guys do? I'm confused.

Personally, I think a woman enjoys being told she's got a nice ass. If she didn't want that, she wouldn't have squeezed it into a skirt 3 sizes too damned small, obviously.
 
tblax
2014-03-31 12:20:54 AM  

Solty Dog: So now Snickers needs to do a commercial were a bunch of bloggers and twitterers don't flip the fark out at every little thing.


I would like to see this
 
nerftaig
2014-03-31 12:23:44 AM  
This ad subverts expectations so it is obviously sexist because women don't understand comedy.
 
Coming on a Bicycle
2014-03-31 12:24:06 AM  
Somebody is trying to get their own ad go viral methinks.
 
FunkOut
2014-03-31 12:26:07 AM  
So what does it mean when you throw an Oh Henry bar into a swimming pool?
 
Anastacya [TotalFark]
2014-03-31 12:26:51 AM  

People_are_Idiots: [img541.imageshack.us image 533x640]


What's a war  mongler?
 
Now I Is!
2014-03-31 12:33:25 AM  
 
stoli n coke
2014-03-31 12:35:03 AM  
You know, a lot of these bloggers and twitterers are spending time projecting their outrage, when they could be using that time to make me a sammich.
 
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