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(Orlando Sentinel)   One state is seeing a battle between feral cats and birds   ( orlandosentinel.com) divider line
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2014-03-30 06:33:16 PM  
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I really don't give a shiat about the birds. They are here, they are abundant, they aren't dying in drives like the birdbrains claim. But I think even more than the birdbrains I hate the crazy cat ladies who create this problem.

You know a starving cat can't reproduce? These cat nutsos are contributing to the problem.

It's already illegal to put down food for an animal that's not yours. I've been told by the cops it falls under littering laws. So please stop, you farking lunatics. The cats make the place look like a hoarder's ghetto and I can't take the birders' whining much longer.
2014-03-30 01:06:28 PM  
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Hard to believe that anybody gets upset over a little pussy.
2014-03-30 10:44:16 AM  
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Nick Nostril: I didn't know Floridians didn't have a taste for Chinese food.

I came here to point out that there is no feral cat problem in China, but I see my work is done. *tips hat*
2014-03-30 10:23:36 AM  
1 vote:
This just in: Wild animals sometimes die gruesome deaths

I think PETA is asking us to all go out and kill every wild animal we can find so they aren't ripped apart by a predator.
2014-03-30 10:12:51 AM  
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TheOther: Remember: Our kind have tits. Their kind are tits.

This on a faux WWII poster.
2014-03-30 09:49:29 AM  
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edmo: There are feral birds now? Parakeet owners should be more responsible.

Almost all birds are feral and they are all descendants of carnivorous dinosaurs.  The only non-feral birds are those that have been placed among us to spy on us (Polly wanta crack the launch codes?) by the rest of their hideous kind.  Why anyone would prefer these godless killing-machines over their fellow mammalians, the wise and vigilant cats that seek to defend us, is a baffling mystery.  They are suicidal fools, like pro-Nazi Jews or Republican-voting workers.

Remember: Our kind have tits.  Their kind are tits.
2014-03-30 08:57:17 AM  
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There are feral birds now? Parakeet owners should be more responsible.
2014-03-30 08:26:42 AM  
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Florida should stop the collection of large snakes. That could reduce the problem.
2014-03-30 08:20:48 AM  
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We should eat them like all other non native critters.
/cat stew
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