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(NBC New York)   The security guard hired to replace the security guard who was sacked for falling asleep was sacked for falling asleep by the person who hires security guards, who has NOT been sacked, but who has resigned   ( nbcnewyork.com) divider line
    More: Followup, World Trade Center, tallest skyscraper, security guards  
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2014-03-29 03:59:15 PM  
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...at great expense and at the last minute.
2014-03-29 04:33:38 PM  
1 vote:

Apos: *scans headline*

*rescans headline*


The subby who wrote the headline and the mod who greened the final line have also been sacked.
2014-03-29 03:59:54 PM  
1 vote:

OnlyM3: Won't it be amusing when islam realizes how inept NY security is.

/// still.

Oh, yeah, because New York is just PACKED with Al Qaeda operatives, waiting to spring into action if they can just find a way past the security guard. That's been the only thing holding them back, being afraid of a night watchman catching them.
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