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(ABC Local)   "Come on, baby needs new shocks": California lawmakers propose 'Play At The Pump' Lottery sales   ( abclocal.go.com) divider line
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2014-03-29 10:45:31 AM  
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carrion_luggage: Tickets may contain up to 10% failanol.

I rarely LOL at internet responses, but when I do, it's a minor miracle. That was hilarious.

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2014-03-29 10:31:17 AM  
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Tickets may contain up to 10% failanol.
2014-03-29 10:20:34 AM  
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nice headline seeing that LA just had an earthquake.
2014-03-29 09:12:05 AM  
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Perfect timing!:

The California Lottery joins other state and national organizations to recognize the month of March as California Problem Gambling Awareness Month.

I'm sure putting a flashing lotto machine at the pump won't have any effect on problem gamblers who've actually managed to get away from it. They can just stop driving.
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