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2014-03-28 02:42:22 PM  
5 votes:
I was really, really hoping this story was about a dog.
2014-03-28 07:07:53 PM  
4 votes:
"What did the chicken do to piss you off?"
2014-03-28 06:49:45 PM  
3 votes:
"Jesus is watching you,"
2014-03-28 06:54:26 PM  
2 votes:
FTA -- Ms Henley said: "I cover all kinds of problematic behaviour with parrots from swearing, to biting to feather-plucking which is essentially the birds self harming.

Yell, well better the bird be that way than the other way round.
2014-03-28 08:01:49 PM  
1 vote:
*RAWWK!* forget the condom Jamal I want it bareback *RAWWK!*
2014-03-28 07:29:26 PM  
1 vote:

subsetzero: I've had a Congo African Grey for sixteen years so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.  Our Gandalf says dozens of phrases and uses them in contextually correct situations.  She laughs, chuckles, snorts, giggles, farts, kisses, barks, meows, clucks like a chicken and beeps like the microwave.  She says "bye bye go to work" when I leave in the morning and says "Hi Mom" to my wife but never to me.  Without a doubt she'll out live me.  For that reason alone we never ever taught her stuff that would make her un-adoptable.

That British slag should rot in hell for what she did to that bird.

I dunno, a parrot that came with all my favorite swear words pre-programmed would be a selling point.
2014-03-28 06:50:56 PM  
1 vote:

Satanic_Hamster: For the life of me, I don't understand why you would do that to an animal.

Satanic_Hamster can't come up with a reason to treat an animal badly? Hm, what if the animal is some kind of rodent, and it's acting like it's, I don't know, possessed by something, and...
2014-03-28 06:48:37 PM  
1 vote:
So the parrot was yelling out "Doggystyle"?
2014-03-28 06:31:54 PM  
1 vote:

Cagey B: I was really, really hoping this story was about a dog.

A dog would just tell everyone how your mother likes it, Trebek.
2014-03-28 05:39:18 PM  
1 vote:

impaler: Lando Lincoln: That PBS show about parrots and all of the owners that abandon them was pretty depressing.

Don't get a parrot, people. Just don't.


They're social, smart, and live forever.

Even if you take good care of it, it's cruel.

Fark you, I want my mouthy parrot! *starts flipping through Craigslist*
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