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(Stuff.co.nz)   Artist arrested in Paris for walking around naked with live rooster leashed to his penis. "They can't stop me being an artist. Art is my alternative to suicide." (Not safe for work)   ( stuff.co.nz) divider line
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2014-03-28 08:59:47 AM  
3 votes:
Keep walking that chicken.
2014-03-28 01:17:43 AM  
3 votes:
I've heard of the cock of the walk, but that's the walk of the cock.
2014-03-28 08:59:35 AM  
2 votes:
"But honey... this one's eating my popcorn!"
2014-03-28 08:10:44 AM  
2 votes:
Why did the performance artist cross the road?
2014-03-28 01:21:25 AM  
2 votes:
"The defendant was cited for using an unsafe leash which could tighten if pulled, creating a risk of choking his chicken."
2014-03-28 02:19:21 PM  
1 vote:
Un suicide élégant est l'oeuvre d'art ultime.
2014-03-28 01:49:01 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-03-28 12:10:57 PM  
1 vote:
Some dick with a cock attached to his dong.
2014-03-28 09:17:36 AM  
1 vote:
A thousand Euros is a poultry sum to be paid for such a fowl act.
2014-03-28 09:15:19 AM  
1 vote:
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/wanted for questioning?
2014-03-28 09:08:43 AM  
1 vote:

Mike_LowELL: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Mike_LowELL: Modern art should be a capital offense.

This would be Contemporary art, not Modern art

Your point is taken.  Either way, modern art was the disease and contemporary art is the tumor.

I should become a modern artist. It seems really easy. Put on a gorilla suit, grab an AR and a copy of the constitution, and run through the streets gibbering madly. Pretentious twats will love it for being "edgy", and anyone who points out it's crap will be decried as "uncultured". Best job ever!
2014-03-28 07:46:47 AM  
1 vote:
when in rome
2014-03-28 12:36:22 AM  
1 vote:
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