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(Daily Mail)   Woman who performed a sex act on a uniformed police officer wins £6,600 in damages for the psychological damage it caused   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, malfeasance in office, MPs  
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2014-03-28 06:33:47 AM  
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Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. She calls in a "assault" 911 call, then when the cop gets there..she decides that the normal and reasonable thing most assault victims do when talking to responding officers is give them a bj? Then, after it's all over, he calls back for more of the same, and she files a complaint and sues getting a nice fat payout? Really? The guy loses his job (which he should have) and gets his picture plastered all over the internet, but not one pic of her. Hmmm...her name or pic cant be exposed for legal reasons, but they can ruin this guys life for letting some crazy whore blow him.

/As has been mentioned here hundreds if not thousands of times, dont stick your dick in crazy.
2014-03-28 07:56:24 AM  
1 vote:
Warning to all men: women are using date rape drugs called blowjobs to lure men into scams called relationships.
2014-03-28 07:31:34 AM  
1 vote:

Bungles: He sound clearly be professionally reprimanded, possible fired.

But I'm not sure why she should get compensation.

Yeah. That sounds about right.  Getting nookie on the clock is a fireable offence in the corporate world, it should be obvious LEO aren't allowed to either. Thats bad judgement.
2014-03-28 07:06:32 AM  
1 vote:

fluffy2097: Rani13:

I guess this woman is really proficient at giving bj's if she can give one in her sleep.

I've woken up with a cock in my mouth more then once, but I never thought i could collect a payday from it.

I've been meaning to apologize for that too. My dick do roam occasionally.

/and that was the sound of your profile counter (if you have one) blowing up.
2014-03-28 06:34:02 AM  
1 vote:
Well here's a shocking development, alcohol was involved.

I'll tell you what, yeah I'll tell you what. How bout a kiss?
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