Lando Lincoln: My friends are a pretty rational guys, so if they jumped off of a bridge, then chances are there's a good reason. Is the bridge on fire? Is there a roving gang of murderers charging us on the bridge? Is there a large inflated mattress below for us to safely land on? There's a lot of missing information that I need to know before answering that question.And that's why I got hit a lot as a teenager.
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