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(New York Daily News)   We apologise again for the fault in the security. The security guard hired to replace the security guard who was sacked for falling asleep has been sacked for falling asleep by the people who hire security guards, who have NOT been sacked   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
    More: Followup, World Trade Center, sleeping on the job, security guards, Freedom Tower, World Trade Center site  
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2014-03-27 01:43:31 PM  
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2014-03-27 01:40:19 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-03-27 01:19:49 PM  
2 votes:
The World Trade Center's loss is TSA's gain.
2014-03-27 04:57:04 PM  
1 vote:

rainsforth: Anyone want to bet the photo was taken from his left side?

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2014-03-27 01:56:55 PM  
1 vote:

ferretman: FTA: "Basher, who suffers from a nerve condition that prevents him from opening his left eye and limits the vision of his right eye"

Sounds like a great choice for a security guard.

Or a referee.

/It was another case of blind justice, and the judge wasn't gonna look at the 27... ... ...
2014-03-27 01:30:44 PM  
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groppet: So the next batch will be fired when a guy joker climbs up the side of the building using suction cups?

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/Mynd you, base yumper bites Kan be pretty nasti
2014-03-27 01:30:03 PM  
1 vote:
They should put dead rotting corpses as security guards to make people think the building is being protected by zombies.  Either that or just have security be made up of members from the Department of Education, which is pretty much the same thing.
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