bikerbob59: uh...why not just cut the line?
reubendaley: Gunboat: "A two hour tour, a two hour tour...."For your informationA "3-hour tour"Is the correctLine from the song
SoupJohnB: bikerbob59: uh...why not just cut the line?"Extreme" fishermen = AWs.I accidentally caught a small alligator while bass fishing in a Florida lake. Lots of lily pads, near dark, and I didn't see him lurking while I was working a rubber frog lure. He nailed it and took off, so cutting the line was my first thought. But it was a "weedless" lure so the hook didn't set. He popped back up and glared at me after spitting it out. /csb
Badmoodman: It's required that I say, "You're gonna need a bigger boat."
Skyd1v: Was sitting there reeling him in when my dad sidled up beside me and hissed: "Please. Do not. Bring. The poisonous snake. CLOSER!" Ended up cutting the line.
Ex-Texan: Never heard of a "Homer"-head shark.
Gunboat: reubendaley: Gunboat: "A two hour tour, a two hour tour...."For your informationA "3-hour tour"Is the correctLine from the songI struggled with that (seriously). TFA said "two hour tour"; lyric is "three hour tour." Which to use?
Okieboy: My brother and I were fishing in a creek right before dark when we were young, he cast out with a really high arc and a freakin bat grabbed it - he fought it for a few minutes and threw down the pole and we headed out (no knife)Was still there the next day minus the bat./CSB?
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