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(WCAX Vermont)   Only weeks into a 40 year sentence for his heinous UFIA of a minor, inmate dies of a seizure in the middle of the night. Of course he did   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, UFIA, South Burlington, child sexual abuse  
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11732 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Mar 2014 at 9:56 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-26 10:00:53 AM  
4 votes:
FTFA:  Shayn Turner could have spent the rest of his life in prison, but was only weeks into his 40-year sentence when he was pronounced dead early Tuesday morning at the St. Albans correctional facility.

This is one of the stupidest opening lines I've ever read.

Could have spent the rest of his life in prison?

I dare say he did.
2014-03-26 10:02:21 AM  
3 votes:
FTA:  Shayn Turner could have spent the rest of his life in prison

Sounds like he did.
2014-03-26 10:52:45 AM  
2 votes:
Our societal problems are not a shortage of homicidal sociopaths.
The problem is getting them on task.
2014-03-26 10:13:09 AM  
2 votes:
Is there a way to add funds to the cellmate's commissary account via internet?
2014-03-26 10:03:11 AM  
2 votes:
Sorry bro, my give-a-fark is broken for this guy.  I hope Fred Phelps is running a train on this guy.
2014-03-26 11:17:18 AM  
1 vote:

Mithiwithi: How about a few sessions on the rack? Thumbscrews? Maybe finish up with a good old-fashioned hanging, drawing, and quartering?

Talk slower....
2014-03-26 11:12:49 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-03-26 10:35:04 AM  
1 vote:
The article says they, "have shakedowns every day."

Possibly not the best wording for someone who had a seizure.

This article got me really shaken up.
2014-03-26 10:30:32 AM  
1 vote:

Moodybastard: Sharksfan: From TFA: Turner was serving time for repeatedly raping a 7-year-old girl, recoding the attacks, and then trading the videos online.

I have a 7 year old daughter.  This guy got way, WAY better than he deserved.  I'm all for justice but somebody doing stuff to kids makes me crazy.

If I was ever on a jury for a parent that killed someone who had harmed their kid....well...the verdict might be "guilty of jaywalking".


Definitely guilty of littering.
"Fine paid and time served"

Littering and creating a nuisance. Make him sit on the Group W bench for a few minutes
2014-03-26 10:26:12 AM  
1 vote:
Holy crap I had no idea they caught roman polanski!

oh...this guy actually rape raped.  Not hollywood raped.
2014-03-26 10:05:32 AM  
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2014-03-26 10:05:03 AM  
1 vote:
He was jonsing for some more of that sweet 10 year old nookie. Caused a seizure and he died. His family should sue for negligence since the prison didn't properly ween him over to adult pmita sex to handle his addiction.
2014-03-26 10:00:39 AM  
1 vote:
Yea, so who seized him?
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