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(10 News)   "There was more than one egg thrown, which is against the law obviously to assault anybody with an egg, let alone a parking enforcement officer, You're assaulting someone who has a badge. We take that very seriously"   ( 10news.com) divider line
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2014-03-25 01:26:46 AM  
3 votes:
One of the eggs hit the female officer, so she called for backup. When a police lieutenant responded, 10News was told he began to throw eggs at her too. Additional backup was then called in.

Did they become incapacitated when hit with an egg? OFFICER DOWN!

"I don't have time for this. I have school to do today," he said to the arresting officer. "I have school. That's more important."

You really should have thought of that before you started hucking eggs at a cop.
2014-03-25 09:58:29 AM  
2 votes:

Tyrone Slothrop: Which is ridiculous. There's a difference between hurting someone and just being an asshole.

It's not ridiculous. It's simply that the definition of assault often covers things beyond physical injury. If you intentionally attack someone's person with water or eggs or flour it is still possible to cause them harm and distress, e.g. by destroying their clothes or belongings, or their appearance.

Some people in this thread appear to think it is an exercising free speech to attack someone by egging them. It isn't.
2014-03-25 07:10:52 AM  
1 vote:

dolphkhan: stoli n coke: Sounds good, but I don't have any tomatoes. I'll have to pick some up this weekend and try it out.

Bell pepper or avocado work well, too..

No coconuts!
2014-03-25 05:18:42 AM  
1 vote:
Even parking enforcement 'officers' *snicker* don't respect parking enforcement 'officers'.

They're a horrible blight and deserve to be pelted with eggs. I do.'t even drive, they're just disgusting.
2014-03-25 04:33:18 AM  
1 vote:
Throwing eggs at someone is assault.
Not freedom of speech.
2014-03-25 01:37:39 AM  
1 vote:

doglover: Notabunny: Oh boy, here we go. "I don't like parking rules. Therefore, it's ok to assault people who enforce parking rules."

It's not assault, it's eggs.

Although they would go well with some assault and some apepper, eggs and rotten tomatoes should be constitutionally protected free speech.

Totally unrelated:

You'll need at least one tomato per person, one egg per tomato, about a teaspoon of cooked breakfast sausage per tomato (or bacon or ham or etc per tomato), some steamed spinach (steamed asparagus or broccoli is nice, too), some dried Italian seasoning, basil, salt, pepper, etc

Cut the top off of the tomato and hollow it out, leaving a 1/4 thick shell
Press your favorite dried spices onto the inside of the tomato cup
Mix together a beaten egg, cooked breakfast meat, and steamed veggies
Pour the egg mixture into the tomato cup
Bake on a cookie sheet or cupcake pan at 375*F for 10-15 minutes

Serve with toasted bread, fresh squozen oj, and coffee.
Star jasmine makes a pretty and fragrant centerpiece.
Revel in joy.
You're welcome.
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