WhyteRaven74: Burglary? They didn't exactly steal anything.
DanZero: Tons of people did it on 9/11. Of course, nobody lived to tell the tale
Recoil Therapy: Another article said that a farking task force was set up & spent 5.5 months investigating this crime against humanity, collecting & scrutinizing security videos collected from every place in the area that might have a camera & going through them frame by frame to get even the slightest clue as to the identities of these terrorists....Of course none of the rocket surgeons on this task force bothered to, at any time during that 5.5 months, mention or fix the hole in the fence that let the 16 year old get up there last weekend. A good use of police resources this was let me tell you, a real good use./kudos to the jumpers, too bad our 'justice' system is more interested in charging you with a felony for embarrassing them than they are in fixing a hole in a fence
ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: No theft is necessary:S 140.20 Burglary in the third degree.A person is guilty of burglary in the third degree when he knowinglyenters or remains unlawfully in a building with intent to commit a crimetherein.
Mark Ratner: Man, that takes some guts to do that. And balls.
LemSkroob: Most of the people hired for "Security" are workfare jobs and affirmative action placements. You really cant trust them to do their jobs correctly.
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