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(Click2Houston)   Texas cop gets a ticket from a 14-year-old girl for parking in a fire lane. FARK: She does NOT get TAZED   ( click2houston.com) divider line
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2014-03-24 10:46:52 PM  
3 votes:
So he bribed her instead of paying the fine on the ticket.
2014-03-25 12:59:14 AM  
2 votes:
Seriously, I would be more concerned at the quality of her hand writing than anything else. For somebody that is supposedly 14, that is appalling. A 5 year old with a pencil clenched between the butt-cheeks could produce a more legible effort.

/end of rant
2014-03-24 10:50:29 PM  
2 votes:
"Turns out we're both from Alabama," said [Officer] King. "And we ended up in Texas. We talked and now I have a new friend."

An adult has a 14yo girl as a "friend".

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/great part is, he can arrest himself
2014-03-24 10:34:32 PM  
2 votes:
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.
2014-03-25 02:18:47 PM  
1 vote:
That cop is totally tappin that chick...
2014-03-25 04:30:15 AM  
1 vote:
"Officer Tommy King, with the Baytown Police Department, patrols the apartment complex and keeps the criminals away."

So without his presence, the place would be overrun with criminals?  What happens when he goes off duty?
2014-03-25 12:38:17 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-03-25 12:06:43 AM  
1 vote:

Pokey.Clyde: Mikey1969: Except that with me, I have days where I can barely turn my head to watch in 42 directions at once, whereas if I back in, I've had the benefit of checking the area when I pulled up, and turned around.

If you aren't physically capable of turning your damn head to look for traffic/pedestrians, you shouldn't be driving.

lizyrd: If you can't park your car in reverse with a minimum of steering adjustments you should be banned from driving.

If you can't back out of a parking space, like a normal person, you should be banned from driving. This is doubly so when the parking spots are angled, rather than straight in. Because when they are angled, backing in/pulling out head first means you are driving the wrong damn way down a one way lane.

It's preferable to not have to back out of a parking space, but I understand your need to insist that anyone backing into a spot is just there to make your day that much worse. Everyone obviously needs to conform to your standards. We'll all mark it in our "Tasks".
2014-03-24 11:19:19 PM  
1 vote:
In response to the back in v.pull in debate, I propose a third option, and my personal favorite: pull through. All the speed of pulling in combined with the quick egress of backing in.
2014-03-24 10:54:32 PM  
1 vote:
Great life lesson. If you get a ticket, just bribe your way out of it.
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