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(Metronews.ca)   Man gives away modest sums of money to complete strangers he meets on the streets. Who better to send for psychiatric assessment?   ( metronews.ca) divider line
    More: Asinine, P.E.I., psychiatric assessment, Richard Wright, Halifax Regional Police, Halifax  
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4528 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Mar 2014 at 3:44 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-24 03:48:10 PM  
2 votes:
Late last October I called the cops on a crazy guy handing out free candy to children. Thank god I helped get that pedo behind bars.
2014-03-24 08:34:46 PM  
1 vote:
By giving money to the poor, he potentially delayed the entry of people into the prison labor workforce and/or reduced the amount of interest predatory lenders could have collected. Interfering in the exploitation of the poor cannot be tolerated, so let this man's fate be a lesson to you. It would be shame if anyone else ends up locked up and drugged. Putting oneself at similar risk really would be crazy, wouldn't it, my friends.
2014-03-24 04:58:02 PM  
1 vote:
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Drugs are bad. You see, I was at the bottom of the barrel. I was a wreck; why, I didn't even care about money. I was-I was wasting my life.
2014-03-24 04:51:50 PM  
1 vote:

lilbjorn: Apparently also in need of psychiatric help

Well duh.

Chances are the Son of God is already locked in a psych ward somewhere in America, for his own good.
2014-03-24 04:04:59 PM  
1 vote:
And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change,
2014-03-24 04:03:04 PM  
1 vote:
Broke ass shrink just wanted his cut.
2014-03-24 02:18:27 PM  
1 vote:
People that are differing from 'normal' societal parameters are bad, scary and wrong, Phone them in immediately. Also, if you did not get any free money, phone them in twice. It is your right as a vigilant citizen.
2014-03-24 01:59:34 PM  
1 vote:
1) Raise your left hand

2) Point index finger at your left ear.

3) Rotate index finger in a circular motion.

4) Repeat the phrase, "cuckoo, cuckoo" in a high-pitched voice.

This describes Mr Richard Wright.

Next case!
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