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(The Smoking Gun)   There's drunk, and then there's "he did have pants on, but they were on his arms" drunk   ( thesmokinggun.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department, motorists  
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2982 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Mar 2014 at 3:42 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-24 03:56:34 PM  
3 votes:
Well, someone that drunk shouldn't bare arms.
2014-03-24 04:24:29 PM  
2 votes:
And then there's coming home so drunk, without pants, that you break down the door into your neighbor's apartment because you thought your wife changed the locks on you again, but were really just at the wrong door, going in and using the toilet (I really had to pee) and coming out to see three Police Officers in front of me... I mean you.
2014-03-24 04:06:10 PM  
1 vote:
Old and Busted: pants on head retarded.
New Hotness: pants on arms drunk.
2014-03-24 04:03:32 PM  
1 vote:
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Is this how he looked but with his eyes shut?
2014-03-24 03:46:09 PM  
1 vote:
Are we sure they were his pants?
2014-03-24 03:44:57 PM  
1 vote:
Sounds like this guy.
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