Weaver95: yes and yes.black phoenix alchemy lab. go forth and stink NO MORE!/here endth the lesson.
marius2: My natural smell brings the girls to the yardThey're like "Can I smell your arms"
UberDave: All you need is Old Spice or Brüt.The ladies love those...
exparrot: \English Leather...or nothing at all.\\HAI! Karate!\\\Canoe Canoe?\\\\No, I don't because I graduated from high school
GalFriday: Smelling good can a take an a man from a 6/7 to a 9/10 very quickly.It has to be a subtle smell and not too much.I like Derek Jeter's Driven. That smells so good.
CleanAndPure: My wife got me cologne. I only wear it on dates with her... which I sadly only get to do two or three times a year (we have kids and baby sitters are bloody expensive).Whereas my wife ooohs and aaaahs over the scent, I'm just as unlikely to have sex with my wife after a date than on any other night of the year... probably less because she always kills the mood by chattering with babysitter for an hour after the date ends.
GalFriday: You are all doing it wrong. This is how you do it:
croesius: Had a coworker last night ask me what cologne I was wearing...had to think about it for a second, then I realized it was Desitin.Parenting FTW
browntimmy: GalFriday: Smelling good can a take an a man from a 6/7 to a 9/10 very quickly.It has to be a subtle smell and not too much.I like Derek Jeter's Driven. That smells so good.I'm wondering if your type also likes the house smelling like scented candles.
Breaker Moran: GalFriday: You are all doing it wrong. This is how you do it:Very 80s. My high school reeked of Drakkar from 1982 through 1984 or so.
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