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(Click Orlando)   Volusia police are seeking an attempted purse snatcher. He is white male in his mid-40s to 50s, 5 feet 6 inches to 5 feet 8 inches tall with a thin build, and has a woman's shoe print on his testicles   ( divider line
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2014-03-24 09:25:51 AM  
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2014-03-24 10:44:21 AM  
Apparently she didn't kick him hard enough if he was able to run away.
2014-03-24 11:07:38 AM  
This never happened.

If any place has cameras, it's a counseling center that includes help for battered women.

This is an attention-seeker looking for bragging rights while telling battered women how empowered she is.

/ I bet she offers a paid self-defense/rape-prevention course too
// I've come to embrace my cynicism rather than apologize for it nowadays.
2014-03-24 12:26:54 PM  
"Volusia police"?  Seems someone else needs a kick in the balls.

It's the Sheriff's Dept.  While the story was brief, they did mention deputies once or twice.
2014-03-24 12:47:19 PM  
Also - wearing a plaid shirt and khaki pants (as the attacker was) is a crime in itself.
2014-03-24 01:34:38 PM  
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2014-03-24 01:42:14 PM  
Was she wearing Stiletto's?
2014-03-24 01:50:46 PM  
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Don't let either of these gals kick you in the 'nads.
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