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(KSAT San Antonio)   A Boy Scout wants to help his community. So he sets up Bat Condos for up to 1,600 bats to sleep and live in hoping they will help reduce the mosquito population. No word what they will use to get rid of the bats once they become a nuisance   ( ksat.com) divider line
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2014-03-24 07:48:50 AM  
5 votes:
Is there a gorilla that likes bat meat? Bring them in and wait for winter and let the gorillas freeze.
2014-03-24 08:01:30 AM  
4 votes:
Get rid of the bats?

Easy, just set up a bat HOA.
2014-03-24 08:03:28 AM  
2 votes:
Hats for bats. Keep bats warm.
2014-03-24 07:42:01 AM  
2 votes:
Excess bats aren't a problem... it's all those worthless Robins you have to worry about.
2014-03-24 01:09:12 AM  
2 votes:
Purple Martins are better.

Plus their houses look like the Jetsons.

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2014-03-24 12:32:04 PM  
1 vote:

Liese: Cyno01: pissnmoan: A word about Purple Martins.  They don't eat many mosquitoes.  Bats eat them like M&M's.


They dont actually. The whole "bats eat 600 mosquitoes an hour!" thing is from a single really flawed study where scientists put a bunch of bats in a room full of nothing but mosquitoes. Examination of the droppings of wild bats shows that they much prefer larger meatier bugs, mosquitoes making up a negligible part of their diet. Adult mosquitoes arent a significant part of any food chains, so if mosquitoes disappeared tomorrow, bats wouldnt go extinct. However their larva are an important part of many aquatic food chains.

You're forgetting that regular vs breeding season will cause bats to eat different insects at different parts of the year. Mexican free-tailed bats actually eat quite a bit of mosquitoes, although the numbers on that I don't have. Suffice to say, they will take mosquitoes.


Yeah but we can't have Mexican bats taking the jobs of American bats in Texas, somebody's likely to get shot.
2014-03-24 08:56:49 AM  
1 vote:
Dusk! With a creepy, tingling sensation, you hear the fluttering of leathery wings! BATS! With glowing red eyes and glistening fangs, these unspeakable giant bugs drop onto...
2014-03-24 08:56:31 AM  
1 vote:
Sure, he looks like an innocent kid and it seems like a nice project but remember: those bats obey his every command!
2014-03-24 08:42:59 AM  
1 vote:

Rhino_man: Excess bats aren't a problem... it's all those worthless Robins you have to worry about.

Ahh, just get a crowbar and whack 'em a couple times. Problem solved.

/ha ha ha
2014-03-24 08:32:00 AM  
1 vote:

Pontious Pilates: Hats for bats. Keep bats warm.

Are you saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?
2014-03-24 08:07:47 AM  
1 vote:
Seriously, nobody thought of owls?
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I am disappoint
2014-03-24 07:32:25 AM  
1 vote:
Do you have to pay extra for a space to park your Batmobile at a Bat Condo?
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