scumm: Possibly Carroll O'Conner in drag too.
NewportBarGuy: scumm: Possibly Carroll O'Conner in drag too.Words fail to express how much hate I have for you.I'm burning!
scumm: If Pam from Archer was from Texas, and 50, and a cop, she'd look just like this. Possibly Carroll O'Conner in drag too.
ZAZ: I would do it for less than half a million.
NewportBarGuy: scumm: Possibly Carroll O'Conner in drag too.Words fail to express how much hate I have for you.
WTFDYW: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x572]I'm too sexy for my shirt, TOO sexy.
Plant Rights Activist: but I thought only men could be sexual harassers
penis: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 194x259]
DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: I'd motorboat her tits & she could sit on my face for a half million. C'mon man............/hell, for an extra 5K, I'd put clothespins on her twat lips...........
Dumb-Ass-Monkey: NewportBarGuy: scumm: Possibly Carroll O'Conner in drag too.Words fail to express how much hate I have for you.I hate you, so much...[stammers]it-it- the f - it -flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths... Heathing...
Jument: ZAZ: I would do it for less than half a million.Get me a little drunk and I'd likely do it for free.
Enemabag Jones: \What, a tough guy take a little shiat from a woman? I though he was a guy that put his life on the line daily for the good of humanity?
Nick Nostril: Was he motorboating the boobs or the gunt? How could he tell?
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