kroonermanblack: I read mobster as lobster and was very confused, and trying to figure out when Nevada got a seacoast.
mbillips: I was gonna send Chumlee and Corey to go pick up the cake, but then I realized they'd take the whole day and probably ruin it, so you know what? Screw it. I'm gonna go pick it up myself. Pops, you're in charge.
Mister Peejay: Has anyone else noticed that "yellow" isn't really a word? It's more like whay some slack-jaw would mumble when answering the phone. It's not dignified enough to be a color (or especially a colour). You have your green, your red, your blue, your white, your black... and then your "yellow". WTF is that? Too much of a pansy to have a hard consonant in your name, are you?"Yellow" my ass. I call upon all FARKers to get a properly awesome name (read: has a hard consonant) for the color soon to be formerly known as "yellow". The only one I can think of is marigold and that is simply too pansy-ass of a name IMO.Banana is right out. No banana. Fark banana. Banana is just a pickle without genital warts yet and we all know where pickles have been. I don't want to be thinking of pickles when I'm eating a banana shake from Rally's.
Astorix: Was the guy who served the cake dressed liked Elvis?
Trance354: [img.fark.net image 628x471]don't forget all the buried bodies.../couldn't find a quick torso coming out of the ground pic//on second thought, should have GIS-ed vegas mob graves instead...
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