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(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))   "Ghostbuster" gets 15 years in prison for exchanging ectoplasm with 15-year old Police Explorer   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department, Explorer program, Redlands, sexual relationship  
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9718 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Mar 2014 at 10:15 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-22 10:21:21 AM  
4 votes:
15 years, guess he should have been a hot female.
2014-03-22 10:49:39 AM  
2 votes:
If he were a reasonably attractive female banging an 8/yo he would have only gotten a year or two. But ZOMG gross man pedo! Lock him up forever!
2014-03-22 10:21:38 AM  
2 votes:

meow said the dog: He probably crossed the beams also.


It's streams, not beams. Also, I'm pretty sure there's nothing obscure about the reference, since everyone in the world has seen GB about a zillion times by now.
2014-03-22 12:15:06 PM  
1 vote:
"He's the most evil bastard to ever wear a badge," her father said. "Nathan Gastineau, you are a predator with a badge.

 Her father said the family moved out of their home because he knew where they lived and he couldn't sleep without a gun in his lap.

There is no doubt the cop is a creepy dirtbag but the most evil? No.

And you sir sound creepy as well. Anybody stupid enough to sleep with a gun in their lap deserves it when they blow their pecker off.

And all creepiness aside, 13 years is excessive. His grandfather would have been paying a few acres of land and a tractor for the girl, it's all a matter of perspective.
2014-03-22 11:09:21 AM  
1 vote:
I have no problem with him getting 13 years... As long as women in the same situation with a 15-year-old student/subordinate get the same.
2014-03-22 10:25:38 AM  
1 vote:
I'm not going to debate whether the sentence was appropriate or not, but FFS how can there be such inconsistencies in statutory or other rape convictions?

There are so many therapists/doctors/teachers that take advantage of positions of power....

wait, this is fark. who care's?
2014-03-22 10:24:41 AM  
1 vote:
I used to be a Police Explorer, but thankfully all I had to worry about was listening to the old fart cops telling me their life stories and disturbingly enough about their "relationships". *sigh*

The GOOD things that came out of Explorers:
- Got to drive a police car
- Got free use of the police computer when the cop was busy (even gave me full permission to lookup whatever plates I wanted to lookup!)
- Learned that you can start any of our local squads without a key, just by turning the ignition switch
- Got a cool police jacket with full police patch I got to keep
- What speeds the cops look for when pulling you over (what I can get away with)

I learned all sorts of fun things, it was worthwhile to join!
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