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(Chicago Trib)   If you lie to a cop by claiming you were driving and talking on your cell phone because your mother was at home with chest pains, mom's going to wonder why there are paramedics at her house and what your mug shot is doing in the papers   ( chicagotribune.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, mom, Northbrook, cell phones, paramedics, Janet Chencinski, Deerfield, Waukegan, Skokie  
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2014-03-22 04:53:15 AM  
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Elizabeth! This is the big one!
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