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(Telegraph)   News: Francis finally acts like an old-school Pope and tells a group that they are going to Hell if they don't change their ways. Spiffy: it's the Mafia   ( telegraph.co.uk) divider line
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2014-03-21 07:05:18 PM  
2 votes:
I like this Pope. I'm gonna be sad when he has a mysterious accident.
2014-03-21 07:03:49 PM  
2 votes:
Pope Francis is awesome.
2014-03-21 05:27:32 PM  
2 votes:
Pope Francis has warned Italy's mafia world leaders they will go to hell unless they repent and reminded them they cannot take their "blood stained money and blood stained power to the next life."

Now then, he'd be cooking with gas on the burner!
2014-03-21 10:22:36 PM  
1 vote:

Baz744: Well, now we know who Pope Francis really loves, and who he really hates.

He loves the mafia. He hates homosexuals.

See, within the logic of Catholic doctrine, mafiosos and homosexuals are equally hellbound. Yet "liberal" Pope Francis takes it on himself to warn the mafiosos of their ultimate destinies, while offering to homosexuals a false sense of non-judgmental comfort.

It's just cruel. Pope Francis is a cruel cruel man. It's sad that the church has fallen so far from its peak compassionate years during the inquisitions.

That's right, torturing people into conversion is the only compassionate move against the possibility of eternal damnation. Why are today's Catholics so crassly indifferent to their fellow man that they refuse to torture people to save their souls?

I bet it's selfishness. Catholics don't want to go to prison, or receive the death penalty themselves; they're putting their own temporal well-being ahead of other people's spiritual well being.

It's downright sinful.

Okay, was that trolling or sincere crazy?  I have such a hard time figuring that out with some Farkers.
2014-03-21 07:56:48 PM  
1 vote:
Alright. Well. Lemme know when he stops talking about what might happen to bad people when they die and actually takes care of problems. Like, oh I dunno, the child-raping priests in his own organization?
2014-03-21 07:20:23 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-03-21 07:20:09 PM  
1 vote:
He should force the Mexican cardinals, archbishops and bishops to excommunicate all the drug cartel people that worship  "La Santa Muerte"
2014-03-21 07:12:31 PM  
1 vote:
He then finished by saying "Now go home and get your farkin' tithebox!"
2014-03-21 06:48:20 PM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: I didn't think Catholics believed in hell anymore?

Limbo.  Limbo got the boot, but since it was never officially part of doctrine, it wasn't a huge loss.

Hell is still eternal separation from God's grace.  That's still on the menu.
2014-03-21 05:18:48 PM  
1 vote:
F-me.  "horses"

/long week
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