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(San Bernardino Sun)   Jedi Walmart manager convinces woman not to call police after in-store assault. "Those aren't the officers that you were looking for"   ( sbsun.com) divider line
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2014-03-20 01:44:54 PM  
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I hate San Bernardino
2014-03-20 12:10:10 PM  
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Walmart corporate officials said Wednesday that when security catches shoplifters the usual wait time for police is two to three hours due to the priority of the call.

Well of course the cops take a while to show up for apprehended shoplifters.  Shoplifters can wait in the stores security office.  No reason to hurry.   An assault withthe perp at large will likely get a faster response.

Idiot manager.  Probably thought he was protecting the store from a law suit.
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