reprobate1125: I just explained Steak and BJ day to my wife. She's always down.
Salmon: Meh, I buy myself a Subway sub and jerk off.
Deep Contact: Happiness is a warm gun mouth hug.
groppet: Cymbal: Steak and BJ day is 3/14. Which is also Pi day. And my birthday. And Albert Einstein's birthday.I got into an argument last weekend with my mom and her friends about when steak and a BJ day. They said the 20th I siad the 14th, Urban Dictionary proved me right!
mama2tnt: FTA: "Before any anonymous commenters start lecturing me on how the holiday is "just a joke" and I should "lighten up", let me say this: a sexist joke is still sexist. The problem with hipster sexism hipster sexism/ironic sexism/liberal sexism is that it still trashes women and reinforces the same tired stereotypes, the only difference being that women are less inclined to challenge it for fear of being ridiculed. For the record, the eating of good food and of good people are both things that I very much support, but only when it is reciprocated and not extracted by making women feel guilty about being treated nicely one day a year. Plus, March 14th is already booked: it's Pi Day, and that is truly sacred."Dudes, listen to Mama: if you're getting something you really, really crave only once a year...call me!
Orgasmatron138: I feel bad for anyone who has to have a special day for those two things. Poor bastards.
MemeSlave: BJs aren't a real thing.
Cymbal: Steak and BJ day is 3/14. Which is also Pi day. And my birthday. And Albert Einstein's birthday.
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