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(International Political Forum)   United Nations declares March 20 'International Day of Happiness' in transparent political attack on 'Steak & BJ Day'   ( internationalpoliticalforum.com) divider line
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2014-03-20 10:10:00 AM  
5 votes:

reprobate1125: I just explained Steak and BJ day to my wife. She's always down.

Yeah, I know.
2014-03-20 09:13:54 AM  
4 votes:
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2014-03-20 08:11:09 AM  
4 votes:
I thought 4/20 was "international happiness day", not 3/20?
2014-03-20 10:33:51 AM  
3 votes:

Salmon: Meh, I buy myself a Subway sub and jerk off.

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2014-03-20 11:45:31 AM  
2 votes:

Deep Contact: Happiness is a warm gun mouth hug.

2014-03-20 10:43:45 AM  
2 votes:

groppet: Cymbal: Steak and BJ day is 3/14. Which is also Pi day. And my birthday. And Albert Einstein's birthday.

I got into an argument last weekend with my mom and her friends about when steak and a BJ day. They said the 20th I siad the 14th, Urban Dictionary proved me right!

Was she trying to get out of doing it for you?
2014-03-20 10:31:39 AM  
2 votes:
Meh, I buy myself a Subway sub and jerk off.
2014-03-20 10:27:11 AM  
2 votes:
You can't say "happiness" without "penis".
2014-03-20 04:07:42 PM  
1 vote:

mama2tnt: FTA: "Before any anonymous commenters start lecturing me on how the holiday is "just a joke" and I should "lighten up", let me say this: a sexist joke is still sexist. The problem with hipster sexism hipster sexism/ironic sexism/liberal sexism is that it still trashes women and reinforces the same tired stereotypes, the only difference being that women are less inclined to challenge it for fear of being ridiculed. For the record, the eating of good food and of good people are both things that I very much support, but only when it is reciprocated and not extracted by making women feel guilty about being treated nicely one day a year. Plus, March 14th is already booked: it's Pi Day, and that is truly sacred."

Dudes, listen to Mama: if you're getting something you really, really crave only once a year...call me!

I like mine medium rare
2014-03-20 12:32:53 PM  
1 vote:

Orgasmatron138: I feel bad for anyone who has to have a special day for those two things. Poor bastards.

Blow me.
2014-03-20 11:20:11 AM  
1 vote:
Like I could afford a steak.
2014-03-20 10:45:56 AM  
1 vote:
Extend it to a week long event and the world will reach peak happiness in no time!

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/Another world citizen being escorted to the happiness camps.
/Its so happy there, he'll never be heard from again!
2014-03-20 10:33:41 AM  
1 vote:

MemeSlave: BJs aren't a real thing.

You sound married.

/takes one to know one
2014-03-20 10:28:19 AM  
1 vote:
BJs aren't a real thing.
2014-03-20 10:19:57 AM  
1 vote:
Steak and BJ = Day of Happiness

I see no conflict here.
2014-03-20 10:17:31 AM  
1 vote:
Sure - happiness at the gunpoint of the jackbooted blue-helmeted UN thugs!  No thanks, says this proud American!
2014-03-20 10:06:55 AM  
1 vote:

Cymbal: Steak and BJ day is 3/14. Which is also Pi day. And my birthday. And Albert Einstein's birthday.

Shun the Pi-believer!  Tau is the future!
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