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(Yahoo)   Your driverless car, with your kids inside, is rolling backwards into traffic. Do you A) open the door and pull the emergency brake, B) run down to stop traffic before the car gets hit, or C) lay down behind your car "like a speed-bump" to stop it?   ( divider line
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2014-03-18 10:45:39 PM  
2 votes:

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: C18H27NO3: Did it work?

Sure did: "'I crushed my knee, injured my hips and dislocated a shoulder,' she said."

I used to be an adventurer until I took a car to the knee
2014-03-18 08:22:08 PM  
2 votes:
"I don't consider myself a hero," she said.

it's unanimous!

I was thinking more along the lines of "dipsh*t" or "f*cktard"
2014-03-19 12:08:26 AM  
1 vote:
Where's Greater Chimdale County Man when you need him?
2014-03-18 11:58:09 PM  
1 vote:
There is nothing altruistic about a parent saving their off spring, it is selfishness that they wish to save the (often genetic) progeny.
2014-03-18 11:52:11 PM  
1 vote:

bborchar: No parking brake?

/I always use mine

Well that's just stupid.  You would never get the car to move.

2014-03-18 11:03:19 PM  
1 vote:
"I said make sure my daughter's got out of the car safely."

You want me to make sure the "got out of the car safely" belonging to your daughter does what? C'mon, this is an emergency!
2014-03-18 10:48:39 PM  
1 vote:
D) Ghost ride da' whip
2014-03-18 10:31:20 PM  
1 vote:
Where's Adele when you need her?
2014-03-18 10:27:14 PM  
1 vote:
depends if I am A) Stupid, B) From Florida, or C) All of the above.
2014-03-18 09:55:26 PM  
1 vote:
My buddy washed out of Navy flight school when he was sitting in his trainer on the deck of the training carrier, and the plane next to him started rolling forward. He thought he was rolling backwards, off the edge of the deck. He said eject, eject, eject, and pulled the handle. The helo had to fish him out of the Gulf of Mexico. Flight career: over. He became a radar officer in the back of an E2C, did the minimum, and left the Navy the first day he could.
2014-03-18 08:54:32 PM  
1 vote:
My grandmother used to live on a steep hill.

My mom parked her car on the street in front of her house but didn't lock the doors. I was about 6, my sister about 3. We got in the car to play "drive." I somehow shifted the car into neutral, and gravity took over. Thank heavens the neighbor's brand new pick up truck two houses down stopped the car before we picked up significant speed. We were uninjured. Well, at least my sister was. My injuries came from the beating I got from my grandma afterwords...

//still traumatic
2014-03-18 08:46:36 PM  
1 vote:
What's fun to do at a three lane stop light. Is have a friend in another car..then you go to either side of the middle car and put your cars in reverse and just kinda slowly roll back.

They think they're going forward and scramble for the emergency break.

Well...maybe not that FUN...but it's something to's farken stupid. Stop looking at me like that.
2014-03-18 08:27:16 PM  
1 vote:
"SO close........"

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2014-03-18 08:08:58 PM  
1 vote:
Brace yourself for the Asian driver jokes.
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