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(Some Scary Guy)   If you're going to host a scary masquerade ball at a hotel, you might want to make sure Sen. John Kerry, Snoop Dogg, and Jerry Seinfeld aren't staying there as well   ( exhibitoronline.com) divider line
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2014-03-18 02:28:14 PM  
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I think Jerry was worried that people would confuse the undead with his career.
2014-03-18 09:51:38 AM  
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labman: You Are All Sheep: Well IMO if you have paid full price for the facilities, but then those facilities are later restricted to you, you are due some sort of price break on your stay, yes?

I would've asked for a full refund from the hotel.  They had booked it and had every right to use the facilities and do things like come in through the front door and use the elevators.  It's the hotel's fault that they booked something like this the same weekend as a presidential hopeful was there.  The horror people have no way of knowing who else is using the hotel.

Reminds me of when Anime North and the Conservative convention happened at the same year. All the freaks walking around bothering the normal people. The venue did get a handle on it though. The told the Conservatives if they cant behave themselves they would just have to leave.
2014-03-18 08:48:55 AM  
1 vote:
John Kerry could have joined the party and no one would have noticed.
2014-03-18 07:28:54 AM  
1 vote:
Yeah.. pretty sure it isn't the event organizer's job to make sure people who think they're more important than everyone else aren't at the same venue.  That's the job of the event coordinator, who works for the venue, to make sure things like this are dealt with before guns get pulled.
2014-03-18 04:21:26 AM  
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wax_on: Isn't it 'Secretary of State John Kerry" now not Sen. John Kerry? Being the only Secretary of State is a much more important position than one of 50 senators.

Maybe he flips back and forth between positions.
2014-03-18 04:10:19 AM  
1 vote:
I'm in no danger of inviting any of those assholes to my next soiree.

And John Kerry is no longer a senator.  He's the farking Secretary of State, whatever that means  Benghazi! booyaa.

Fark John Kerry, fark, Snoop Dog and fark everyone else.  Oh and especially fark Jerry Seinfeld.  His show was stupid and you should feel bad for watching it.
2014-03-18 03:24:10 AM  
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TomD9938: make sure Sen. John Kerry, Snoop Dogg, and Jerry Seinfeld aren't staying there

Because we don't want to upset the delicate genius.

Now, Snoop's not the hardest baller, but I wouldn't call him "delicate".
2014-03-18 03:18:00 AM  
1 vote:
The Secret Service apologizes that you cannot be seen near Senator Lurch.
2014-03-18 03:14:27 AM  
1 vote:
make sure Sen. John Kerry, Snoop Dogg, and Jerry Seinfeld aren't staying there

Because we don't want to upset the delicate genius.
2014-03-18 02:37:33 AM  
1 vote:
If this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes
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