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(Fox News)   Sugars found in tequila may protect against obesity, diabetes, give you ability to fly, dance, score like a warrior, make you immune to bullets, STDs, cops, bears, make your eyes fall out and wish you were dead. Is this great stuff or what?   ( foxnews.com) divider line
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2014-03-17 07:27:52 PM  
3 votes:
If you drink enough of it, you can stop the aging process altogether.
2014-03-17 11:40:50 PM  
1 vote:
Everyone has a tequila story.  Everyone.
2014-03-17 08:01:19 PM  
1 vote:
1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor
2014-03-17 07:58:36 PM  
1 vote:
CSB time..

My girlfriend brought some of the hippy agave sweetener and I threw that shiat out after one taste.
2014-03-17 07:40:20 PM  
1 vote:
Sotol is my personal agavacea poison.

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2014-03-17 07:40:17 PM  
1 vote:

Agatha Crispy: On Saturday my friend wanted to make Kamikazes but didn't have vodka so used tequila. Don't know it there is already a name for it but I should be immune from any diseases for the foreseeable future.

It's called a margarita, seriously.

A good and proper margarita is 2 parts tequila, one part triple sec, and one part fresh lime juice. (I do cuervo silver, cointreau, and half a lime).

The margarita mixes are over sugared abominations.
2014-03-17 07:18:51 PM  
1 vote:
Tequila makes me mean. And hung over.
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