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(WMUR New Hampshire)   Man arrested after hiding poultry in his pants and leaving the supermarket. You keep farking that chicken   ( wmur.com) divider line
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2014-03-17 06:34:52 PM  
Now that they're charging 10 cents for bags, can you blame him?
2014-03-17 07:22:19 PM  
Cock jokes in 3 ... 2 ...
2014-03-17 07:33:18 PM  
Smothered chicken.
2014-03-17 07:40:18 PM  
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2014-03-17 07:45:49 PM  
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2014-03-17 07:48:19 PM  
tiny fist..

That will teach me to refresh before posting...
2014-03-17 07:51:24 PM  
So, it really was chicken smothered in underwear.
2014-03-17 07:52:57 PM  
And here I've only ever smuggled pork sausage in my pants.
2014-03-17 08:02:00 PM  
Actual video from the robbery.

2014-03-17 08:11:16 PM  
Hen i guess he got too cocky
2014-03-17 08:17:13 PM  
Cluck You
2014-03-17 08:19:50 PM  

- bring a bag from the grocery store, walk confidently out as though you already paid.

- also, bring a syringe filled with blood in case anyone tries to stop you.  This should work as well as a gun in getting away, but you won't have the added charge of using a firearm.  Just scream "I HAVE AIDS MOTHERFARKERS, DO YOU WANNA farkING DIE FOR A CHICKEN??"
2014-03-17 08:21:57 PM  
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Was it a Rhode Island Red?
2014-03-17 08:28:27 PM  
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2014-03-17 08:29:20 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: tiny fist..

That will teach me to refresh before posting...

You say that now, but it won't.
2014-03-17 08:39:12 PM  
So when he reveals the chicken that he stole, technically he's pulling cock out of his pants...so could that be deemed indecent exposure?

//first greenlight
///bonus slashie
2014-03-17 09:15:21 PM  
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/Baron Von Chickenpants!
2014-03-17 09:27:46 PM  
I'm shocked and appalled!  My people should be doing that in private.
2014-03-17 09:28:12 PM  

wambu: Cock jokes in 3 ... 2 ...

I keep my cock in my pants, too.
2014-03-17 09:59:29 PM  
The perp is a Card carrying member of the GOP?
2014-03-18 12:48:53 AM  
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2014-03-18 03:18:29 AM  

Nick Nostril: And here I've only ever smuggled pork  breakfast sausage in my pants.


2014-03-18 03:31:29 AM  
I'm guessing he stole it to eat.
If you're stealing stuff to sell, you go for stuff like lobster tails, prime filet, baby formula, or the big jugs of Liquid Tide.

Still a dumbass. If I were starving, I'd rather boil some tails than have to cook a chicken.
2014-03-18 05:29:50 AM  

47 is the new 42: Mr. Shabooboo: tiny fist..

That will teach me to refresh before posting...

You say that now, but it won't.

the truth....
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