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(Scotsman)   Scottish tourism will lose more than $500 million this year because bugs   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, record numbers, Tourism in Scotland  
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1656 clicks; posted to Business » on 17 Mar 2014 at 2:07 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-03-17 12:27:49 PM  
East Germany lost a lot of tourism money for the same reason, back in the day.

/Q: How do you know the Stasi has bugged your apartment?
//A: You have a new cupboard when you come home from work.
2014-03-17 02:29:16 PM  
Och, they're 'wee beasties', nae 'bugs'.
2014-03-17 02:38:01 PM  
And they wanna be independent.
2014-03-17 04:33:02 PM  
well, i'm going to scotland in early july for two weeks. i hope i don't get eaten alive.
2014-03-17 04:46:02 PM  
I wonder if they've had any sucess with mosquito products, or are they too stingy to bother. After all, they're only midges. You'd have to collect a million of them just to have lunch.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-03-17 05:31:50 PM  
You'd have to collect a million of them just to have lunch.

Kenyans collect their larger relatives from around Lake Victoria and press them into cakes.
2014-03-17 08:56:44 PM  
2014-03-17 09:22:38 PM  
Are they the Scottish version of black flies?
2014-03-17 09:40:24 PM  
It's shiatE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the farking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a shiatE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any farking difference! Full Size
2014-03-18 04:57:04 AM  
Watch out for a midge in yer minge...
2014-03-18 05:02:48 AM  
That article is more interesting if you put a 't' at the end of every 'midge'.

2014-03-18 07:00:34 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Midges.
Are they the Scottish version of black flies?

Think noseeums in swarms large enough to devour a haggis in less time than it takes to down a pint
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