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(International Business Times)   Scumbag cheaters blame 'being powerful' for doing the dirty with work colleagues   ( divider line
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2014-03-17 02:18:15 PM  
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sendtodave: 8 inches: Nix Nightbird: 8 inches: Let me explain Alpha Male vs. Beta Male.

If you are in the 1%, you are an Alpha Male.
If you are in the 99%, you are a Beta Male.

Pretty simple actually.  Those that are Alphas have (or will eventually) rise to the top.  It's just nature.

Furthermore, if you are close to the 1%, it doesn't matter to the Alphas because you are still part of the 99%.  As a matter of fact, the 1% (Alphas) probably see no difference between you and the person at the bottom of the 99%.

Bottom line:  Is there a difference between a Beta Male and an Omega Male?  In the eyes of the Alpha, no.

Enjoy the rest of your day.

You know absolutely nothing about psychology, sociology, or biology.

This is absolutely, without question, 100% true and accurate.

However, there is one thing I do know something about:  Real Life.


You gots an advanced degree in telling it like it is, and anecdotes!

I got my GED from the streets, and my Associates in Hotel Management from the University of Keeping in Real, yall.
2014-03-17 11:01:09 AM  
1 vote:

Likwit: DNRTFA, but I assume they give the women a pass or don't mention it at all. It takes two to cheat, brah.

I always said, It is not cheating when I do it,,, alone.
2014-03-17 10:45:21 AM  
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elysive: Powerful people often use the the swank of their job to get laid. It's not surprising to me that they would also try to use their jobs to explain away or rationalize the behavior. Boohoo.

/still no references to the Southpark model of sex addiction?

We have a turd in the punch bowl.
2014-03-17 10:43:04 AM  
1 vote:

Bullseyed: TFA calls out women as handling stress better?

Having seen women burst into tears over the stress of "driving in rush hour traffic" I'm going to call that a load of bullshiat.

No kidding. The female response to stress involves crying, ice cream, and shoe shopping.
2014-03-17 10:31:47 AM  
1 vote:
Ummmm, it's a survey done by a site that helps people cheat. Just a bit of native advertising sneaking past the mods.
2014-03-17 10:25:37 AM  
1 vote:
Jealous, subby?

Alpha males cheat because they can. The same sociopathic tendencies that help you claw your way up in office politics make you more likely to cheat, and make you more attractive to women who want to bang cheaters. We beta males don't have the same opportunities.
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