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2014-03-16 07:39:44 PM  
Welcome to the "Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey Episode" discussion thread and drinking game!

Season 1, Episode 2
Episode Synopsis: A look at canine breeds and how they're related to wolves; an examination of the human eye. Also: a visit to the Hall of Extinction.

Tonight's rules:

Neil says:

Billion(s) - big sip
Billions and billions - finish your drink
Evolution - sip
Cosmos - sip
Extinction - sip
 
2014-03-16 07:47:50 PM  
I vote for this thread to go green.
 
2014-03-16 07:52:16 PM  
I'm doubting this race will be over in time. Anyone know if it will be a delay or moved to another channel?
 
2014-03-16 07:56:04 PM  
Yaaay!
 
2014-03-16 07:57:42 PM  
nm, race mode to FS1. We are green for launch.
 
2014-03-16 08:10:48 PM  
Oh god, my liver can't handle a drinking game tonight, I've been drinking since 8pm last night, with brief pauses for sleep.
 
2014-03-16 08:12:09 PM  
Well, crap. I won't be participating in this one. Cosmos isn't on until 8:00 Arizona time, and isn't being simulcast on other channels like it was last week.

Stupid time zones.
 
2014-03-16 08:18:56 PM  
Nice, you got the greenlight this time!
 
2014-03-16 08:19:47 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Well, crap. I won't be participating in this one. Cosmos isn't on until 8:00 Arizona time, and isn't being simulcast on other channels like it was last week.

Stupid time zones.


Tape it and we can watch it tuesday!
 
2014-03-16 08:23:13 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Well, crap. I won't be participating in this one. Cosmos isn't on until 8:00 Arizona time, and isn't being simulcast on other channels like it was last week.

Stupid time zones.


Woah. I didn't realize they weren't doing a simulcast for other episodes. Only Fox broadcast now.
 
2014-03-16 08:24:34 PM  

enry: ecmoRandomNumbers: Well, crap. I won't be participating in this one. Cosmos isn't on until 8:00 Arizona time, and isn't being simulcast on other channels like it was last week.

Stupid time zones.

Woah. I didn't realize they weren't doing a simulcast for other episodes. Only Fox broadcast now.


Last week's Fox broadcast seemed to have odd digital mess-ups, hopefully that will be resolved this time.
 
2014-03-16 08:27:01 PM  
I already watched this episode tomorrow.
 
2014-03-16 08:27:45 PM  
Huh? I thought it was moving to Monday...it's not Monday is it.
 
2014-03-16 08:33:44 PM  
I think it's on Fox on Sun nights and NatGeo on Mondays.
 
2014-03-16 08:35:17 PM  
I usually work sunday nights, didn't know this was a thing. Guess i better grab my bottle of sailor jerry's
 
2014-03-16 08:36:01 PM  

Via Infinito: I think it's on Fox on Sun nights and NatGeo on Mondays.


There is way too much to watch on Sunday nights. I can't even DVR it. I watch Shameless, Walking Dead, Cosmos, and starting again soon is Nurse Jackie and DaVinci's Demons. I can't keep up with it all. I have to torrent.
 
2014-03-16 08:41:25 PM  
wish it wasn't on the same time as Walking Dead but thankfully they repeat WD at 11 pm
 
2014-03-16 08:41:37 PM  
I haven't even watched the first episode yet.  Recorded it but been too busy to watch.  Was it good?
 
2014-03-16 08:41:50 PM  
So, do I have to have a TV for this thing? Or is there a place I can watch online for free?
 
2014-03-16 08:44:06 PM  
What are the odds of the Oklahoma TV station farking it up accidentally on purpose again?
 
2014-03-16 08:44:35 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Via Infinito: I think it's on Fox on Sun nights and NatGeo on Mondays.

There is way too much to watch on Sunday nights. I can't even DVR it. I watch Shameless, Walking Dead, Cosmos, and starting again soon is Nurse Jackie and DaVinci's Demons. I can't keep up with it all. I have to torrent.


Not sure how long it takes for them to put up the latest episode, but you can try cosmosontv.com later in the week.
 
2014-03-16 08:46:19 PM  

theguyyousaw: So, do I have to have a TV for this thing? Or is there a place I can watch online for free?


Gird your Adblockers, then google "Watch fox live". Pick one. I'm using stream2watch.me which seems to work.
 
2014-03-16 08:47:41 PM  
Central Oklahoma rules: Drink every time a commercial is shown instead of a mention of evolution.

/Actually I am damn sure last week was a mistake.  But if it is not, better have at least a hundred drinks ready.
 
2014-03-16 08:47:41 PM  
Damn, I'm already drinking
 
2014-03-16 08:49:46 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Damn, I'm already drinking


Thinking of a martini, maybe
 
2014-03-16 08:51:34 PM  
Cosmos on soon, Walking Dead on DVR, as is Bar Rescue.

My Sunday evening is set!
 
2014-03-16 08:52:04 PM  

ciberido: I haven't even watched the first episode yet.  Recorded it but been too busy to watch.  Was it good?


It's great for what it's meant to be - something to get kids excited about natural science and discovery. Neil is entertaining, and it looks like he's gong to be touching on some pretty fresh theories.

Nothing mind-blowing if you're a relatively educated adult and keep up on astronomy news, and those who watched the original when they were kids seem to be underwhelmed (probably nostalgia defeating objectivity).
 
2014-03-16 08:53:31 PM  
Seven minutes to go.
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Start the countdown.
 
2014-03-16 08:53:35 PM  
Is there gonna be a thread for this fu*king show every Sunday night?
 
2014-03-16 08:54:56 PM  
It's like waiting for atheist church to start
 
2014-03-16 08:55:27 PM  
I like how you can tell it's on Fox because they got Craig Robinson from Hot Tub Time Machine to host.
 
2014-03-16 08:55:39 PM  
I'm curious why a science show is rated PG-DV?????
 
2014-03-16 08:55:53 PM  

John Buck 41: Is there gonna be a thread for this fu*king show every Sunday night?


No. Next week we are all gonna be a bunch of grumpy guses.
 
2014-03-16 08:56:00 PM  

John Buck 41: Is there gonna be a thread for this fu*king show every Sunday night?


Why, is this a burden upon you? Can you just not stand a thread once a week that you have every option of ignoring?
 
2014-03-16 08:56:37 PM  
Just another heathen TV show by some Darwin loving Devil worshipers.
 
2014-03-16 08:56:51 PM  
bluenovaman

What are the odds of the Oklahoma TV station farking it up accidentally on purpose again?

something something tree of knowledge something something
 
2014-03-16 08:57:05 PM  
Glad to see a Cosmos thread. Hopefully we can make this a weekly thing for the duration! :D
 
2014-03-16 08:58:06 PM  

clkeagle: ciberido: I haven't even watched the first episode yet.  Recorded it but been too busy to watch.  Was it good?

It's great for what it's meant to be - something to get kids excited about natural science and discovery. Neil is entertaining, and it looks like he's gong to be touching on some pretty fresh theories.

Nothing mind-blowing if you're a relatively educated adult and keep up on astronomy news, and those who watched the original when they were kids seem to be underwhelmed (probably nostalgia defeating objectivity).


Well they did start with the kid gloves.

today's generation to be inspired is not the same as the original cosmos. They are ambitious, but in a different way/goal in mind.

i think the gentle coaxing into bigger is not a bad way to go, but yes, i am a bit underwhelmed.
 
2014-03-16 08:59:06 PM  

Pariah.: Glad to see a Cosmos thread. Hopefully we can make this a weekly thing for the duration! :D


I'd be totally OK with this.
 
2014-03-16 08:59:50 PM  
SCIENCE!
 
2014-03-16 09:00:39 PM  
Nice campfire.
 
2014-03-16 09:00:39 PM  
You leave my dog out of this!
 
2014-03-16 09:01:07 PM  
Uh oh the Oklahoma station is going to accidently run promos over this whole episode.
 
2014-03-16 09:01:19 PM  

tudorgurl: SCIENCE!


TUDOR!!!!

STAND BACK!  We're about to hear SCIENCE!!!
 
2014-03-16 09:01:25 PM  

John Buck 41: Is there gonna be a thread for this fu*king show every Sunday night?


Hopefully.
 
2014-03-16 09:01:48 PM  
And man this theme music sucks.
 
2014-03-16 09:02:02 PM  
Seth McFarlane is involved in this? Interesting....
 
2014-03-16 09:02:22 PM  
How many dogs?
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2014-03-16 09:02:45 PM  
Here in Portland, they're showing the broadcast at a beer-friendly movie theater. Pity I won't be able to go.
 
2014-03-16 09:02:47 PM  

dopekitty74: Seth McFarlane is involved in this? Interesting....


He's the only reason it got made.
 
2014-03-16 09:02:56 PM  
Puppies!
 
2014-03-16 09:03:13 PM  

IronTom: Nice campfire.


Looks like things have gotten rough for scientists.

"Will do science for money."
 
2014-03-16 09:03:25 PM  

Confabulat: And man this theme music sucks.


I sing the enterprise theme song instead.
 
2014-03-16 09:03:26 PM  
Not the most flattering jacket, Neil.
 
2014-03-16 09:03:28 PM  

DORMAMU: clkeagle: ciberido: I haven't even watched the first episode yet.  Recorded it but been too busy to watch.  Was it good?

It's great for what it's meant to be - something to get kids excited about natural science and discovery. Neil is entertaining, and it looks like he's gong to be touching on some pretty fresh theories.

Nothing mind-blowing if you're a relatively educated adult and keep up on astronomy news, and those who watched the original when they were kids seem to be underwhelmed (probably nostalgia defeating objectivity).

Well they did start with the kid gloves.

today's generation to be inspired is not the same as the original cosmos. They are ambitious, but in a different way/goal in mind.

i think the gentle coaxing into bigger is not a bad way to go, but yes, i am a bit underwhelmed.


I'm exited because I was too young when the original came out. And I'm a science and NASA-loving adult now that the new one is out. I've heard that TF used to have drinking parties watching the original Cosmos. It'd be great to do that with a weekly green thread for the new one.
 
2014-03-16 09:03:58 PM  
nodog 30 thousand years ago, this was after the exact date of the beginning of the earth and the exact date of the start of the universe.
 
2014-03-16 09:04:01 PM  
Where's Liam Neeson when we need him?
 
2014-03-16 09:04:42 PM  
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2014-03-16 09:04:46 PM  
F'n freeloading dogs! Get a job!
 
2014-03-16 09:05:00 PM  
Wolves are the coolest thing ever.
 
2014-03-16 09:05:20 PM  
Damn. I was hoping to see NDT taping liquor bottles to his gloves...
 
2014-03-16 09:05:42 PM  
dog just earned a steak.
 
2014-03-16 09:06:44 PM  
I'm recording these for our son, who's 4. He loved the first one, and I know he'll love this one. :)
 
2014-03-16 09:06:45 PM  
RUN ANTELOPE RUN
 
2014-03-16 09:07:26 PM  
And Ken Ham is now outlawing ALL dogs.
 
2014-03-16 09:07:29 PM  
PUPPIES!!

I'm going to especially enjoy this episode if it's going to be all this happiness, sunshine, and puppies.
 
2014-03-16 09:07:49 PM  
Puppies!
 
2014-03-16 09:07:52 PM  
Dogs are such sellouts.
 
2014-03-16 09:08:01 PM  

Confabulat: dopekitty74: Seth McFarlane is involved in this? Interesting....

He's the only reason it got made.


Well good for him! I love his cartoons, but good to see he's promoting something more educational for a change
 
2014-03-16 09:08:02 PM  
what a cute puppy
 
2014-03-16 09:08:30 PM  
Artificial selection? What happened to selective breeding?
 
2014-03-16 09:08:33 PM  

JerseyTim: Dogs are such sellouts.


I liked dogs before they went mainstream
 
2014-03-16 09:08:45 PM  
I can't wait for the fundie brigade to lose their shiat over tonight's episode.
 
2014-03-16 09:08:54 PM  
Oh the facebook rants that this episode will bring. It'll almost be as much fun as the episode itself.
 
2014-03-16 09:09:08 PM  

Luthien's Tempest: PUPPIES!!

I'm going to especially enjoy this episode if it's going to be all this happiness, sunshine, and puppies.


and extinction
 
2014-03-16 09:09:31 PM  

cmb53208: Puppies!


20 seconds...
 
2014-03-16 09:09:58 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: I can't wait for the fundie brigade to lose their shiat over tonight's episode.


It will be fun!
 
2014-03-16 09:10:04 PM  
Oh oh, evolution here we come.

I wonder how that TV station will edit this part
 
2014-03-16 09:10:05 PM  

John Buck 41: Is there gonna be a thread for this fu*king show every Sunday night?


not a fan of the show? then why post in here?
 
2014-03-16 09:10:29 PM  

IronTom: Luthien's Tempest: PUPPIES!!

I'm going to especially enjoy this episode if it's going to be all this happiness, sunshine, and puppies.

and extinction


Well, extinction can be fun, too... When do I get to start extincting things?
 
2014-03-16 09:11:00 PM  

tudorgurl: I'm recording these for our son, who's 4. He loved the first one, and I know he'll love this one. :)


I wish I would have known about Carl Sagan/Cosmos when I was your son's age.
 
2014-03-16 09:11:34 PM  

trappedspirit: It's like waiting for atheist church to start


Lol.
 
2014-03-16 09:11:39 PM  
Richard Dawkins might sue for copyright infringement from that first dogs segment.
 
2014-03-16 09:11:42 PM  

Luthien's Tempest: IronTom: Luthien's Tempest: PUPPIES!!

I'm going to especially enjoy this episode if it's going to be all this happiness, sunshine, and puppies.

and extinction

Well, extinction can be fun, too... When do I get to start extincting things?


spiders, go!
 
2014-03-16 09:11:46 PM  

John Buck 41: Is there gonna be a thread for this fu*king show every Sunday night?


Yes
 
2014-03-16 09:12:58 PM  
the great bears all got killed by dinomorphogenic global warming
 
2014-03-16 09:13:19 PM  
Time to get some lovin on!
 
2014-03-16 09:13:24 PM  
Great, now we're inside a bear's ladyparts.
 
2014-03-16 09:13:24 PM  

John Buck 41: Is there gonna be a thread for this fu*king show every Sunday night?


Hopefully
 
2014-03-16 09:13:30 PM  
I assume that the second half of the episode will be providing equal time to the Creationist (specifically, young-Earth Christian creationism) point of view.
 
2014-03-16 09:13:42 PM  

TheMysteriousStranger: Central Oklahoma rules: Drink every time a commercial is shown instead of a mention of evolution.

Confabulat: Uh oh the Oklahoma station is going to accidently run promos over this whole episode.


If the entire episode is pre-empted on your station, finish your bottle of bourbon and dial 911 for alcohol poisoning?

trappedspirit: It's like waiting for atheist church to start

tudorgurl: SCIENCE!



 
2014-03-16 09:13:46 PM  

BeerBear: John Buck 41: Is there gonna be a thread for this fu*king show every Sunday night?

not a fan of the show? then why post in here?


I just find it amusing there's a thread on this guy 2 or 3 times a week.
 
2014-03-16 09:14:17 PM  

IronTom: Luthien's Tempest: IronTom: Luthien's Tempest: PUPPIES!!

I'm going to especially enjoy this episode if it's going to be all this happiness, sunshine, and puppies.

and extinction

Well, extinction can be fun, too... When do I get to start extincting things?

spiders, go!


I'm doing my best, but my husband has this thing with keeping me away from fire, chemicals, and anything else that could possibly be fu-I mean dangerous on a large scale. Jerk...

Though... come to think of it, I might be able to convince him if it's to get rid of spiders. It's my job to kill the ones that get into our apartment, anyway.
 
2014-03-16 09:14:20 PM  
Cryptic is probably liking this one
 
2014-03-16 09:14:51 PM  
Okay, this is pretty cool.
 
2014-03-16 09:15:17 PM  
When the first Cosmos came out. They had a text book..and schools and colleges would offer it as an option.

It's sad that such a thing in a public school today would not even be considered.
We're going backwards...can't even send a man into space without hitchhiking with the Russians.

Thanks...Republicans; you made a great stupid work force for cheap labor.
 
2014-03-16 09:15:19 PM  
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2014-03-16 09:15:37 PM  
Suddenly the Biology degree doesn't seem like a waste.... yet
 
2014-03-16 09:15:37 PM  

geom_00: tudorgurl: I'm recording these for our son, who's 4. He loved the first one, and I know he'll love this one. :)

I wish I would have known about Carl Sagan/Cosmos when I was your son's age.


I remember watching old episodes on KERA with my dad when I was a kid. I devoured the book version of the series that my dad bought. It just sucks that I was better at English and literature than I ever was at science and math. :) I'd be getting paid way more if it was flipped!
 
2014-03-16 09:16:09 PM  
I'm going to put "living universe" on my resume.

Does that go under skills or hobbies?
 
2014-03-16 09:16:16 PM  

John Buck 41: BeerBear: John Buck 41: Is there gonna be a thread for this fu*king show every Sunday night?

not a fan of the show? then why post in here?

I just find it amusing there's a thread on this guy 2 or 3 times a week.


Did you see how he trolled gravity on twitter?
 
2014-03-16 09:16:31 PM  

shanrick: I already watched this episode tomorrow.


I do post production work for 20th Century Fox and have seen the first 5 episodes. The universe ceases to exist in that episode, so drink accordingly.
 
2014-03-16 09:16:37 PM  
That animation for the DNA copier is pretty sweet.
 
2014-03-16 09:16:40 PM  

big pig peaches: John Buck 41: BeerBear: John Buck 41: Is there gonna be a thread for this fu*king show every Sunday night?

not a fan of the show? then why post in here?

I just find it amusing there's a thread on this guy 2 or 3 times a week.

Did you see how he trolled gravity on twitter?


LINK PLEASE
 
2014-03-16 09:16:54 PM  

optikeye: Thanks...Republicans; you made a great stupid work force for cheap labor.


Not an accident.
 
2014-03-16 09:18:01 PM  
I need this segment for when I teach my camouflage class. That was so simple and awesome.
 
2014-03-16 09:18:49 PM  
Polar bears aren't white. Their fur is clear.
 
2014-03-16 09:19:06 PM  
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Explain this bear, Neil.
 
2014-03-16 09:19:18 PM  

picodenico: I need this segment for when I teach my camouflage class. That was so simple and awesome.


Hello, Good Sir.
 
2014-03-16 09:19:21 PM  
"And today, polar bears have evolved to enjoy the taste of an ice cold Coke."
 
2014-03-16 09:19:27 PM  

John Buck 41: BeerBear: John Buck 41: Is there gonna be a thread for this fu*king show every Sunday night?

not a fan of the show? then why post in here?

I just find it amusing there's a thread on this guy 2 or 3 times a week.


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2014-03-16 09:19:42 PM  
D'AAWWWWWWW! Polar bear cubs!


don't judge me
 
2014-03-16 09:19:48 PM  
Wait, so individual animals don't evolve? Pokemon lied to me!

/'The uproar has never died down. Why?'
//Ooh boy, here we go.
 
2014-03-16 09:20:02 PM  

tudorgurl: big pig peaches: John Buck 41: BeerBear: John Buck 41: Is there gonna be a thread for this fu*king show every Sunday night?

not a fan of the show? then why post in here?

I just find it amusing there's a thread on this guy 2 or 3 times a week.

Did you see how he trolled gravity on twitter?

LINK PLEASE


Can't find it, but it was pretty hilarious.
 
2014-03-16 09:20:20 PM  

JerseyTim: "And today, polar bears have evolved to enjoy the taste of an ice cold Coke."


And Puffins have evolved to Open Coke Bottles with its beak.
 
2014-03-16 09:20:20 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Polar bears aren't white. Their fur is clear.


And their skin is black.
 
2014-03-16 09:20:49 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Polar bears aren't white. Their fur is clear.


We're already confusing enough people. No need to make it more bizarre. But it wouldn't have killed them to say "white looking fur."
 
2014-03-16 09:20:55 PM  
My real lesson from this episode looks to be that my husband is going to be eaten by a bear one day while wandering up to it and exclaiming "Puppy!" looking to pet it.  "It's got eyes, two ears, and fur, it's a puppy."

I'm so glad he has life insurance.
 
2014-03-16 09:21:07 PM  
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2014-03-16 09:21:14 PM  

geom_00: picodenico: I need this segment for when I teach my camouflage class. That was so simple and awesome.

Hello, Good Sir.


*waves*
 
2014-03-16 09:21:42 PM  
Sure, Neil Degrasse Tyson is great and all, but how much better would Cosmos be if it were narrated by Rust Cohle?
 
2014-03-16 09:21:53 PM  

Luthien's Tempest: I'm so glad he has life insurance.


Hmmm.   I need to keep this on file...

;)
 
2014-03-16 09:23:06 PM  
Can't wait for the religious folks to see this week's episode.
 
2014-03-16 09:23:06 PM  

Pariah.: Wait, so individual animals don't evolve? Pokemon lied to me!

/'The uproar has never died down. Why?'
//Ooh boy, here we go.


I hope so.Don't be polite,Neil.
 
2014-03-16 09:23:25 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: D'AAWWWWWWW! Polar bear cubs!


don't judge me


Just remember that this:
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grows into this:

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2014-03-16 09:23:28 PM  

JerseyTim: Sure, Neil Degrasse Tyson is great and all, but how much better would Cosmos be if it were narrated by Rust Cohle?


I was thinking Larry the Cable Guy
 
2014-03-16 09:24:13 PM  
Oh yeah. Here goes nuttin...
 
2014-03-16 09:24:15 PM  
HE FLUNG POO!!!
 
2014-03-16 09:24:30 PM  
I didn't evolve from no stinking tree.
 
2014-03-16 09:24:42 PM  

Keyser_Soze_Death: Can't wait for the religious folks to see this week's episode.


Religious people would have shut this off already.
 
2014-03-16 09:24:52 PM  
"Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner."
 
2014-03-16 09:25:09 PM  

JerseyTim: Sure, Neil Degrasse Tyson is great and all, but how much better would Cosmos be if it were narrated by Rust Cohle?


YES!
 
2014-03-16 09:25:23 PM  

nmrsnr: But it wouldn't have killed them to say "white looking fur."


There's a two-word phrase for "white looking fur."

It's "white fur".
 
2014-03-16 09:25:24 PM  

Luthien's Tempest: My real lesson from this episode looks to be that my husband is going to be eaten by a bear one day while wandering up to it and exclaiming "Puppy!" looking to pet it.  "It's got eyes, two ears, and fur, it's a puppy."

I'm so glad he has life insurance.


Oh my god, I just snorted so loud I scared my dog. LMAO
 
2014-03-16 09:25:33 PM  
If I evolved from trees then how come there are still trees?
 
2014-03-16 09:25:36 PM  
this is going to cause a lot of butt hurt.
 
2014-03-16 09:25:39 PM  
Way too boring
 
2014-03-16 09:25:42 PM  
So I am a tree?
 
2014-03-16 09:25:54 PM  

tudorgurl: big pig peaches: John Buck 41: BeerBear: John Buck 41: Is there gonna be a thread for this fu*king show every Sunday night?

not a fan of the show? then why post in here?

I just find it amusing there's a thread on this guy 2 or 3 times a week.

Did you see how he trolled gravity on twitter?

LINK PLEASE


http://www.buzzfeed.com/adambvary/neil-degrasse-tyson-trolled-gravit y- on-twitter 

This is what googles gave me. I haven't actually read it yet, because lazy.

geom_00: Luthien's Tempest: I'm so glad he has life insurance.

Hmmm.   I need to keep this on file...

;)


I suspect border security might take issue if you describe your reason for entering Canada is to find a way to get one of it's citizens eaten by a bear in a tragically hilarious manner. But if I see a random bear wandering Halifax, I know to blame you lol
 
2014-03-16 09:26:05 PM  

geom_00: HE FLUNG POO!!!


Hu Flung Poo?

/so sorry
 
2014-03-16 09:26:18 PM  

geom_00: And Ken Ham is now outlawing ALL dogs.


Ken Ham is fine with admitting the existence of artificial selection; most of it is recent enough to count as "observational science" in his mind.

Dimensio: I assume that the second half of the episode will be providing equal time to the Creationist (specifically, young-Earth Christian creationism) point of view.


They're probably giving it proportional time. They think the universe was created six thousand years ago instead of 13.8 billion years ago, so they'll probably get about 15 milliseconds.
 
2014-03-16 09:26:27 PM  
I love NDTyson. "Science, biatches. It works."
 
2014-03-16 09:26:45 PM  
I have read creationist arguments that note shared genetic content between humans and bananas, phrased as though the theory of evolution does not imply that humans and bananas share common ancestry. I am pleased that Dr. Tyson explicitly addressed the common ancestry between humans and plants right away.

Creationists will, of course, ignore it and continue to use false arguments, because creationists are notoriously dishonest.
 
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2014-03-16 09:26:47 PM  
Let's not lump all religious people together.  Most of them do not have an issue with science.
 
2014-03-16 09:26:48 PM  

tudorgurl: big pig peaches: John Buck 41: BeerBear: John Buck 41: Is there gonna be a thread for this fu*king show every Sunday night?

not a fan of the show? then why post in here?

I just find it amusing there's a thread on this guy 2 or 3 times a week.

Did you see how he trolled gravity on twitter?

LINK PLEASE


http://imgur.com/gallery/lGXFa

And he's a big deal for STEM. He's a PhD astrophysicist who sees the importance of education and science, not the rejection of scientific theory we see argued about in the news constantly over pseudoscience and theology based theories being passed off as science.

Show was originally created by a scientist who saw the importance of public education even though he was a top adviser for NASA.

We have him, Bill Nye, and Steven Hawking as scientist who aren't afraid to go in front of the media.
 
2014-03-16 09:26:49 PM  

Keyser_Soze_Death: Can't wait for the religious folks to see this week's episode.


I'm religious and love it.

Then again I'm just religious, not a dumbass homophobic fundie.
 
2014-03-16 09:26:51 PM  
Cuttlefish!
 
2014-03-16 09:27:55 PM  
I think he might be on to something about us being related to trees. Everyday I wake up with morning wood.
 
2014-03-16 09:27:59 PM  

farkingismybusiness: If I evolved from trees then how come there are still trees?


they smoked
 
2014-03-16 09:28:06 PM  
Ugh, my bark is itching.
 
2014-03-16 09:28:14 PM  
I expect to read of complaints from viewers offended by the blatant display of hot wasp on orchid action.
 
2014-03-16 09:28:20 PM  
uh oh, he's going to lay the smack down on creationism.
 
2014-03-16 09:29:09 PM  

farkingismybusiness: If I evolved from trees then how come there are still trees?


LOL!
 
2014-03-16 09:29:10 PM  
The eye? They're actually going for the one thing the intelligent design crowd explicitly states as being too complex to be naturally evolved? Oh snap.
 
2014-03-16 09:29:29 PM  
Hahahhah eyes. Epic troll achieved.
 
2014-03-16 09:29:46 PM  
Once again, needs better music
 
2014-03-16 09:29:50 PM  
Sounds like they are still making noise in space. This is obviously all wrong.
 
2014-03-16 09:29:59 PM  
Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see...
 
2014-03-16 09:30:00 PM  
Uh oh, fundies are running away again.
 
2014-03-16 09:30:10 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: uh oh, he's going to lay the smack down on creationism.


THIS is gonna be SWEET!!

/I PRAY my fundie Aunt is watching this show...
 
2014-03-16 09:30:26 PM  

farkingismybusiness: I think he might be on to something about us being related to trees. Everyday I wake up with morning wood.


SCIENCE!
 
2014-03-16 09:30:49 PM  
This is the only TV I watch, is Noah being pushed this hard on other channels and TV shows?
 
2014-03-16 09:30:55 PM  

WhyteRaven74: The eye? They're actually going for the one thing the intelligent design crowd explicitly states as being too complex to be naturally evolved? Oh snap.


Yep. I am loving it.
 
2014-03-16 09:30:59 PM  
There's that commercial for that ridiculous action-movie adaptation of the story of Noah's Ark.

The mind boggles.
 
2014-03-16 09:31:22 PM  

WhyteRaven74: The eye? They're actually going for the one thing the intelligent design crowd explicitly states as being too complex to be naturally evolved? Oh snap.


I am disappointed that he did not reference the often incompletely referenced quote from Mr. Darwin on the subject.

/Still has time, I suppose.
 
2014-03-16 09:31:24 PM  

jaytkay: nmrsnr: But it wouldn't have killed them to say "white looking fur."

There's a two-word phrase for "white looking fur."

It's "white fur".


Nope. While white fur certainly is white-looking, a polar bears' fur, while it certainly looks white, is actually clear.
 
2014-03-16 09:31:27 PM  

WhyteRaven74: The eye? They're actually going for the one thing the intelligent design crowd explicitly states as being too complex to be naturally evolved? Oh snap.





This is going to be good.


Oh who am I kidding? This already IS good.
 
2014-03-16 09:31:30 PM  
An ad for a Noah's arc movie during Cosmos.  It's the end of the empire, folks.
 
2014-03-16 09:32:27 PM  
24....in MY Cosmos?

/I'm VERY OK with this!!
 
2014-03-16 09:32:38 PM  

geom_00: Representative of the unwashed masses: uh oh, he's going to lay the smack down on creationism.

THIS is gonna be SWEET!!

/I PRAY my fundie Aunt is watching this show...


she probably prays for you too.
 
2014-03-16 09:32:42 PM  
And that is the real Surviving Jack, FOX.
 
2014-03-16 09:32:52 PM  

Empty H: This is the only TV I watch, is Noah being pushed this hard on other channels and TV shows?


this is the first commercial I've seen for it.
 
2014-03-16 09:32:58 PM  

Jesterling: An ad for a Noah's arc movie during Cosmos.  It's the end of the empire, folks.


Advertising companies know there are evangelicals out there watching Cosmos in order to get angry.
 
2014-03-16 09:33:06 PM  

IronTom: Cryptic is probably liking this one


I am!
 
2014-03-16 09:34:12 PM  

Dimensio: I expect to read of complaints from viewers offended by the blatant display of hot wasp on orchid action.


Heck, there was full frontal nudity in the chimp segment
 
2014-03-16 09:34:19 PM  
Cosmos threads never used to be an anti-religion fest.
 
2014-03-16 09:34:32 PM  
Was that a paramecium?
 
2014-03-16 09:35:03 PM  

Confabulat: Keyser_Soze_Death: Can't wait for the religious folks to see this week's episode.

Religious people would have shut this off already.


Nope, they watch it so that they can fuel their outrage against the scientists, Fox, and everybody else who's not a fundy. It must hurt that the people who most hate this are the same people that watch Fox News.
 
2014-03-16 09:35:03 PM  
NDT's pronounciation of the word 'good' is eerily similar to Carl's.

/atheist church. I snorted.
 
2014-03-16 09:35:10 PM  

JerseyTim: Sure, Neil Degrasse Tyson is great and all, but how much better would Cosmos be if it were narrated by Rust Cohle?



Having Danica McKellar hosting would make the show slightly more fappable
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2014-03-16 09:35:15 PM  

Ishkur: Once again, needs better music


I have a reissue of the soundtrack in my CD collection. I should probably burn it to MP3 or FLAC soon.
 
2014-03-16 09:35:19 PM  

IronTom: Cosmos threads never used to be an anti-religion fest.


Over-stating it much?
 
2014-03-16 09:35:33 PM  

geom_00: Was that a paramecium?


Vermicelli.
 
2014-03-16 09:35:45 PM  
feels like I'm playing Spore
 
2014-03-16 09:35:58 PM  
All those freaky things are pretty much why I don't go in the ocean.
 
2014-03-16 09:37:40 PM  
Fish with their darkness-seeing eyes, think they're so cool. Go eat a worm, you stupid fish.
 
2014-03-16 09:38:00 PM  

IronTom: Cosmos threads never used to be an anti-religion fest.


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Science damn you!
 
2014-03-16 09:38:06 PM  
But but but the eye couldn't have arisen by random processes, which proves the existence of God!
 
2014-03-16 09:38:07 PM  
Commercial for "Noah"... drink?
 
2014-03-16 09:38:29 PM  
You hear that sound? That's the fundies having a heart attack.
 
2014-03-16 09:38:33 PM  
I think some station in Oklahoma had "technical problems."
 
2014-03-16 09:38:35 PM  

IronTom: Cosmos threads never used to be an anti-religion fest.


Religion and science are not necessarily mutually exclusive. Fundamentalism and science are. Making fun of fundies is low-hanging fruit but is still worth doing.
 
2014-03-16 09:38:36 PM  
All the fundies just shat themselves with impotent rage.
 
2014-03-16 09:38:46 PM  
Does this episode warrant the creation of a betting pool relating to the number of television stations that will cease airing future episodes of the program?
 
2014-03-16 09:39:02 PM  
Evolution is real?!
 
2014-03-16 09:39:10 PM  
This episode is amazing.
 
2014-03-16 09:39:11 PM  
Ohhhhh "halls of extinction".
 
2014-03-16 09:39:14 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: IronTom: Cosmos threads never used to be an anti-religion fest.

Religion and science are not necessarily mutually exclusive. Fundamentalism and science are. Making fun of fundies is low-hanging fruit but is still worth doing.


OK
 
2014-03-16 09:39:23 PM  
"THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION... IS A SCIENTIFIC FACT."


*does happy dance*
 
2014-03-16 09:39:26 PM  
family guy sucked tonight
 
2014-03-16 09:39:30 PM  

cmb53208: I think some station in Oklahoma had "technical problems."


Technical problems and several heart attacks and/or feinting spells.
 
2014-03-16 09:39:39 PM  
Irreducable complexity just fell over dead.
 
2014-03-16 09:39:58 PM  
I know we joke about science vs creationism on here, but I TRULY hope some kid watching this sees how cool science is, can be, and what all it can do.
 
2014-03-16 09:40:08 PM  
I'm not sure if I'm following this exactly, but after this episode I'm going to go bang a tree to help evolution along.
 
2014-03-16 09:40:10 PM  

Empty H: Ohhhhh "halls of extinction".


I hope there's a Kardashian in there.
 
2014-03-16 09:40:16 PM  

farkingismybusiness: IronTom: Cosmos threads never used to be an anti-religion fest.

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Science damn you!


Religion started forcing its way into science, public schools and government.  So it can fark off and die until it stops.
 
2014-03-16 09:40:35 PM  

Unknown_Poltroon: All the fundies just shat themselves with impotent rage.


The fundies aren't actually watching. They'll just read some blog tomorrow that reinforces their preconceived world view
 
2014-03-16 09:40:50 PM  
ok I know I shouldn't be doing this but...

I feed on chaos.
 
2014-03-16 09:41:01 PM  

John Buck 41: Is there gonna be a thread for this fu*king show every Sunday night?


Hopefully.
 
2014-03-16 09:41:10 PM  
I have such a man crush on NDT.
 
2014-03-16 09:41:14 PM  
TOO MANY COMMERCIALS
 
2014-03-16 09:41:48 PM  

JerseyTim: I'm not sure if I'm following this exactly, but after this episode I'm going to go bang a tree to help evolution along.


Make sure it isn't poison ivy.
 
2014-03-16 09:41:52 PM  
Grabbing the bull by the horns. :D
I hope the show keeps up this respectful yet uncompromising tone.
 
2014-03-16 09:41:57 PM  

JerseyTim: I'm not sure if I'm following this exactly, but after this episode I'm going to go bang a tree to help evolution along.


I don't think it works that way. Hope you don't get a splinter
 
2014-03-16 09:42:06 PM  

geom_00: I know we joke about science vs creationism on here, but I TRULY hope some kid watching this sees how cool science is, can be, and what all it can do.


This. It should me more about spreading science instead of showing others how stupid they are.
 
2014-03-16 09:42:16 PM  
Surviving Jack premise looks stupid.

/normal Fox?
 
2014-03-16 09:42:25 PM  

catzies: John Buck 41: Is there gonna be a thread for this fu*king show every Sunday night?

Hopefully.


Agreed. And if you don't like it, don't click on the comments thread. Only 11 more after tonight. You'll survive, I suspect.
 
2014-03-16 09:42:28 PM  

Donnchadha: Unknown_Poltroon: All the fundies just shat themselves with impotent rage.

The fundies aren't actually watching. They'll just read some blog tomorrow that reinforces their preconceived world view


The people who pretend to be fundies in order to write the blogs will be watching and taking notes.
 
2014-03-16 09:42:40 PM  

JerseyTim: I'm not sure if I'm following this exactly, but after this episode I'm going to go bang a tree to help evolution along.

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HIYA TIM! WASSUP?
 
2014-03-16 09:42:45 PM  

Iceman208481: family guy sucked tonight


Seth MacFarlane gets a permanent pass from me for making this a real thing that is happening.
 
2014-03-16 09:42:57 PM  

Empty H: Ohhhhh "halls of extinction".


Not as good as the Halls of Medicine.

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2014-03-16 09:43:05 PM  

JerseyTim: I'm not sure if I'm following this exactly, but after this episode I'm going to go bang a tree to help evolution along.


Sounds like you got it down pat
 
2014-03-16 09:43:08 PM  
I am outraged that he claimed the theory of gravity is a fact.
 
2014-03-16 09:43:16 PM  

Donnchadha: Unknown_Poltroon: All the fundies just shat themselves with impotent rage.

The fundies aren't actually watching. They'll just read some blog tomorrow that reinforces their preconceived world view


Most likely this.
 
2014-03-16 09:43:26 PM  
Ooh, halls of extinction looks cool.
 
2014-03-16 09:43:38 PM  
Duh. I meant network TV .....
 
2014-03-16 09:43:46 PM  
 
2014-03-16 09:44:07 PM  

JerseyTim: I'm not sure if I'm following this exactly, but after this episode I'm going to go bang a tree to help evolution along.


Make sure you find someone willing to take you to urgent care once you're done injuring yourself. And some nurse will appreciate having the story to tell, I'm sure.
 
2014-03-16 09:44:10 PM  
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2014-03-16 09:44:24 PM  
The Hall of Extinction looks like a crayon.

Still loving the series.
 
2014-03-16 09:44:27 PM  
Natural selection is a scientific fact.
Evolution is a scientific theory.

/just sayin'
 
2014-03-16 09:44:44 PM  
TRILOBITES!!!
 
2014-03-16 09:44:49 PM  
I blame the Dome Fossil
 
2014-03-16 09:45:12 PM  
I found a trilobite once. It was extincted.
 
2014-03-16 09:45:12 PM  

JerseyTim: Empty H: Ohhhhh "halls of extinction".

Not as good as the Halls of Medicine.


Hahaha
 
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2014-03-16 09:45:30 PM  

badhatharry: Natural selection is a scientific fact.
Evolution is a scientific theory.

/just sayin'


Nope. Evolution is also a fact.
 
2014-03-16 09:45:31 PM  
Was that the Dianetics cover?
 
2014-03-16 09:45:54 PM  
This was the time of Hobbits and Mordor.
 
2014-03-16 09:46:01 PM  
PANGAEA!
 
2014-03-16 09:46:22 PM  
OH....This sounds rather familiar.  You mean, there was a GLOBAL WARMING?
 
2014-03-16 09:46:33 PM  
Ah, so here's where all the  cool people nerds are tonight.

/raises a glass
//sad she's 45 minutes behind the fun
 
2014-03-16 09:46:45 PM  

JerseyTim: Was that the Dianetics cover?

Cosmos

, brought to you by the Elron Company.

Wake me up when they get to Xenu.
 
2014-03-16 09:46:48 PM  
Creepy dead dinos
 
2014-03-16 09:47:07 PM  

psilocyberguy: PANGAEA!


REUNITE GONDWANALAND!!
 
2014-03-16 09:47:43 PM  
Neil should definitely slip in a "Life... uhh.... finds a way."
 
2014-03-16 09:47:44 PM  
OK, I'm hating commercials now...you just get into thinking heavy, then BAM! Another stupid Comcast commercial...

/plus, one of the dogs just threw up her dinner on the Ottoman, and her brother just zoomed in to eat it! Yech!
//cheap paper towels to the rescue
 
2014-03-16 09:47:53 PM  

enry: Keyser_Soze_Death: Can't wait for the religious folks who got bent last week to see this week's episode.

I'm religious and love it.

Then again I'm just religious, not a dumbass homophobic fundie.


I should have clarified. Relevant update in bold.
 
2014-03-16 09:48:19 PM  
What was the name on that door?
 
2014-03-16 09:49:04 PM  

badhatharry: Natural selection is a scientific fact.
Evolution is a scientific theory.

/just sayin'


Actually, no, evolution has been observed in nature. A sample of e coli, iirc, was observed to evolve the ability to metabolize cyanide. There are sample of the strain every so many generations along, and the evolutionary even has been reproduced from earlier samples.
 
2014-03-16 09:49:07 PM  
Cockroaches?
 
2014-03-16 09:49:27 PM  
So tardigrades > cockroaches.
 
2014-03-16 09:50:25 PM  

mark12A: /plus, one of the dogs just threw up her dinner on the Ottoman, and her brother just zoomed in to eat it! Yech!
//cheap paper towels to the rescue


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2014-03-16 09:50:34 PM  
Yay, extremophiles!
 
2014-03-16 09:50:35 PM  
samples, event*
 
2014-03-16 09:50:47 PM  

SilentStrider: What was the name on that door?


Probably right now.  Humans are currently causing a mass extinction by their activities.
 
2014-03-16 09:51:13 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: badhatharry: Natural selection is a scientific fact.
Evolution is a scientific theory.

/just sayin'

Actually, no, evolution has been observed in nature. A sample of e coli, iirc, was observed to evolve the ability to metabolize cyanide. There are sample of the strain every so many generations along, and the evolutionary even has been reproduced from earlier samples.


The creationist counter-argument is that the E. Coli bacteria already possessed the ability to metabolize cyanide (or nylon, or citric acid, depending on the strain in question) but that the ability was not expressed. The fact that the claim is demonstrably false, as member organisms of the strain from generations before the trait emerged prove, is irrelevant to the creationists, because creationists are notoriously dishonest.
 
2014-03-16 09:51:14 PM  
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2014-03-16 09:51:16 PM  

clintster: So tardigrades > cockroaches.


Apparently.  I must upgrade the shrine.
 
2014-03-16 09:51:37 PM  
Is the audio out of sync?
I'm watching the NYC fox.
 
2014-03-16 09:51:42 PM  

bborchar: SilentStrider: What was the name on that door?

Probably right now.  Humans are currently causing a mass extinction by their activities.


That's my bet.
 
2014-03-16 09:51:48 PM  

SilentStrider: What was the name on that door?


The next cataclysmic event.
 
2014-03-16 09:52:24 PM  
So Subway is basically selling Elio's pizza now?
 
2014-03-16 09:52:32 PM  

geom_00: psilocyberguy: PANGAEA!

REUNITE GONDWANALAND!!


Ahhh we're nerds.
 
2014-03-16 09:52:45 PM  

jayessell: Is the audio out of sync?
I'm watching the NYC fox.


The audio is fine when viewed from the Louisville Fox affiliate.
 
2014-03-16 09:52:47 PM  
I predict that FOXNEWS will put out an 8 part 'documentary series' on how America was created.  Narrated by Mike Huckabee. this will air oh in say 2 months.  to be fair and balanced of course.
 
2014-03-16 09:52:53 PM  

badhatharry: Natural selection is a scientific fact.
Evolution is a scientific theory.

/just sayin'


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2014-03-16 09:52:58 PM  

SilentStrider: What was the name on that door?



Anthropocene, I would suspect.
 
2014-03-16 09:53:38 PM  

picodenico: geom_00: psilocyberguy: PANGAEA!

REUNITE GONDWANALAND!!

Ahhh we're nerds.


Yes we are .... Sigh.
 
2014-03-16 09:53:49 PM  

picodenico: geom_00: psilocyberguy: PANGAEA!

REUNITE GONDWANALAND!!

Ahhh we're nerds.


Yes.  Yes we are.
 
2014-03-16 09:54:15 PM  
No wipers on that ship?
 
2014-03-16 09:54:18 PM  
Oh god I love Titan

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2014-03-16 09:54:18 PM  

Waldo Pepper: Is this show intended to be for grade schoolers?


More or less.  Its designed to bring basic sweeping concepts to people who have never learned science, and bring it with a sense of wonder and curiosity.
 
2014-03-16 09:54:32 PM  
I'm a well read 49 year old woman who's always had an interest in science and history and I'm really enjoying this show, thank you very much! I'll always be a kid at heart.

/my Warrior's brains and intellect turn me on as much as his physical attributes (he blushes when I tell him that), and I have to say that NdT is giving me a few delicious chiils right now......
 
2014-03-16 09:54:46 PM  
OK, I am hearing the US Farkers complaining about some of the commercials.  Any Canadian (specifically Ontario) Farkers getting a LOT of political ads with this?
 
2014-03-16 09:54:56 PM  
Clearly we need an Exxon expedition to Titan.
 
2014-03-16 09:55:16 PM  
Is he from Philly? I thought i heard a "worder" (water)?
 
2014-03-16 09:55:37 PM  
oh, this should be good.
 
2014-03-16 09:55:47 PM  

Ranger677: OK, I am hearing the US Farkers complaining about some of the commercials.  Any Canadian (specifically Ontario) Farkers getting a LOT of political ads with this?


Add for the new noah movie every set of commercials
 
2014-03-16 09:56:09 PM  

baorao: Is he from Philly? I thought i heard a "worder" (water)?


Bronx
 
2014-03-16 09:56:12 PM  
Obama, approve the Titan XL pipeline!
 
2014-03-16 09:56:13 PM  
I half expect Fox to air the Republican response after this.
 
2014-03-16 09:56:14 PM  

Ranger677: OK, I am hearing the US Farkers complaining about some of the commercials.  Any Canadian (specifically Ontario) Farkers getting a LOT of political ads with this?


Just a couple of ads for the Conservative party making fun of Justin Trudeau here in Calgary
 
2014-03-16 09:56:21 PM  
DRILL TITAN DRILL NOW
 
2014-03-16 09:56:29 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: I predict that FOXNEWS will put out an 8 part 'documentary series' on how America was created.  Narrated by Mike Huckabee. this will air oh in say 2 months.  to be fair and balanced of course.


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2014-03-16 09:56:35 PM  
Dammit NDT. Don't give people ideas for strip mining Titan. 

Or do so NASA gets a boost.
 
2014-03-16 09:56:39 PM  
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!

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2014-03-16 09:56:55 PM  

Confabulat: I half expect Fox to air the Republican response after this.


They can shut their whore mouths while adults are speaking.
 
2014-03-16 09:56:56 PM  
There's oil on Titan?  INVADE!
 
2014-03-16 09:57:04 PM  
Oh oh, Titan has OIL.

We need send and expeditionary force over there NOW!
 
2014-03-16 09:57:14 PM  
"All the oil and natural gas on Earth is just a tiny fraction of what's on Titan."

And in other news today, the United States has declared war on the moon of Titan,
 
2014-03-16 09:57:16 PM  

clintster: So tardigrades > cockroaches.


Keith Richards > tardigrades > cockroaches
 
2014-03-16 09:57:34 PM  
Not one Noah commercial so far.

/Pittsburgh Fox
 
2014-03-16 09:57:43 PM  
OH SNAP!
 
2014-03-16 09:58:14 PM  

Ranger677: OK, I am hearing the US Farkers complaining about some of the commercials.  Any Canadian (specifically Ontario) Farkers getting a LOT of political ads with this?


Been getting a fair few out here in Halifax. They had a couple per break at the start, but it seems to have mercifully diminished.
 
2014-03-16 09:58:16 PM  
He just biatched-slapped the 'God of the Gaps' mentality right in the face.
 
2014-03-16 09:58:20 PM  
"The only SHAME is to pretend we have all the answers."

I'm LOVING that line.
 
2014-03-16 09:58:39 PM  
Yay! The original even with the same music!
 
2014-03-16 09:58:45 PM  
Titan is stockpiling WMD's. We need to do something about it.
 
2014-03-16 09:59:06 PM  

geom_00: "The only SHAME is to pretend we have all the answers."

I'm LOVING that line.


Once again, an evolutionist exposes his anti-Christian bias.
 
2014-03-16 09:59:09 PM  
I remember its animation from the original!
 
2014-03-16 09:59:33 PM  

psilocyberguy: Not one Noah commercial so far.

/Pittsburgh Fox


Dude!  I live in Avalon./Bellevue
 
2014-03-16 09:59:40 PM  
Am I the only one who thinks each episode should be 5 hours in length?

/Lotsa $$$$ commercials
 
2014-03-16 09:59:40 PM  
Oh...oh man.
 
2014-03-16 09:59:41 PM  
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