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(Twitter)   Wayne Knight responds to false story about his death: "Does someone have to DIE to trend? Geez." Stay classy, Newman   (twitter.com) divider line
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2408 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 16 Mar 2014 at 7:01 PM (7 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2014-03-16 7:05:29 PM  
I heard he got gonorrhea from a tractor trailer accident.....
 
2014-03-16 7:07:39 PM  
I assumed he was upset with his situation in Ukraine.
 
2014-03-16 7:09:17 PM  
any response he made would be classier than the shiatstains who  sub/greening that link on fark to begin with.
 
2014-03-16 7:21:48 PM  
Hope you Fark Admins greened a non-malware link this time. Sheesh
 
2014-03-16 7:29:06 PM  
I was sure it had something to do with Michigan's bottle deposit.
 
2014-03-16 7:32:18 PM  
Die to start a trend? NTTAWWT
 
2014-03-16 7:35:03 PM  
Can relate (obligatory):
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2014-03-16 7:54:56 PM  

Billy Liar: I was sure it had something to do with Michigan's bottle deposit.


I live about ten miles from where they filed the fire.
 
2014-03-16 7:55:17 PM  
Goodbye, Norman!
 
2014-03-16 7:55:32 PM  
*filmed
 
2014-03-16 7:56:36 PM  

Dr.Zom: I assumed he was upset with his situation in Ukraine.


Ukraine is joke to you?
 
2014-03-16 7:56:56 PM  
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OH THE HUMANITY!!!
 
2014-03-16 8:18:59 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Goodbye, Norman!


You I like!

Enjoy every sandwich...
 
2014-03-16 8:46:08 PM  
He smoked the ricin cigarette?
 
2014-03-16 8:47:51 PM  
Apparently not, seeing as he's not dead and trending.
 
2014-03-16 8:50:16 PM  
Of course he's still alive, we haven't figured out how to clone dinosaurs yet.
 
2014-03-16 8:57:47 PM  

StopLurkListen: Hope you Fark Admins greened a non-malware link this time. Sheesh


Do I need to download an app to check my android?

/old
 
2014-03-16 9:21:07 PM  
Betty white has (not) died several times and it's done wonders for her career.
 
2014-03-16 9:25:29 PM  
Who?
In other news, one of our finest new singers got hit with the fake death hoax as well.

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Icejjfish.
RIP. Terminal Down Syndrome has claimed yet another victim.
 
2014-03-16 9:32:50 PM  
Jambalaya!
 
2014-03-16 9:56:15 PM  
hate the counter!
 
2014-03-16 10:09:18 PM  
And yet David Brenner's real death hasn't made it here yet? What The Fark??
 
2014-03-16 10:10:21 PM  
Apparently it's a miracle day.
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2014-03-16 10:16:57 PM  

Valiente: Apparently it's a miracle day.
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Ugh, we don't need a reminder of that horrible story.
 
2014-03-16 10:22:41 PM  

Far Cough: And yet David Brenner's real death hasn't made it here yet? What The Fark??


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2014-03-16 10:27:45 PM  
 
2014-03-16 10:48:27 PM  
Why the 'stay classy'?
 
2014-03-16 11:32:41 PM  

Krustofsky: Can relate (obligatory):


Fish will gut him like a ...pig
 
2014-03-17 12:02:56 AM  

kling_klang_bed: Who?
In other news, one of our finest new singers got hit with the fake death hoax as well.

Icejjfish.
RIP. Terminal Down Syndrome has claimed yet another victim.


Yeah a real who? I bet nobody besides you knows who the fark that was.
 
2014-03-17 12:11:31 AM  

t3knomanser: Dr.Zom: I assumed he was upset with his situation in Ukraine.

Ukraine is joke to you?


Pfft, Ukraine is weak.
 
2014-03-17 12:20:52 AM  

steamingpile: kling_klang_bed: Who?
In other news, one of our finest new singers got hit with the fake death hoax as well.

Icejjfish.
RIP. Terminal Down Syndrome has claimed yet another victim.

Yeah a real who? I bet nobody besides you knows who the fark that was.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_d8VSM0nw

Doubt it. He has 13 million views Lol, enjoy the video and the comments on there!
 
2014-03-17 12:24:16 AM  

Bedstead Polisher: Far Cough: And yet David Brenner's real death hasn't made it here yet? What The Fark??

http://www.fark.com/comments/8181325/Comedian-David-Brenner-who-held -r ecord-for-most-appearances-on-Carson-also-guesthosted-75-times-dead-at -78-Good-night-funny-man


Oh, thanks. Missed it; Main tab, and already 2-3 pages away. Long weekend I guess.
 
2014-03-17 2:30:49 AM  
what a selfish bastard.  what about the other people in the car?!
 
2014-03-17 2:34:19 AM  
He could try making a good movie or show again. That might help. 

His role in Punisher: War Zone was good casting, but it's hardly anything to Tweet about, nor is it recent.
 
2014-03-17 6:40:08 AM  
It's a hoax because no one has cloned a dilophosaurus to do him in yet.
 
2014-03-17 7:40:33 AM  

ActionJoe: Valiente: Apparently it's a miracle day.
[scifimafia.com image 640x480]

Ugh, we don't need a reminder of that horrible story.


The characters couldn't die in that, either.
 
2014-03-17 8:58:57 AM  
Newman's not dead.

/Uh-uh-uh!
 
2014-03-17 9:26:12 AM  
PLEASE!!!


I Hate this hacker crap! !!
 
2014-03-17 10:50:17 AM  

steamingpile: kling_klang_bed: Who?
In other news, one of our finest new singers got hit with the fake death hoax as well.

Icejjfish.
RIP. Terminal Down Syndrome has claimed yet another victim.

Yeah a real who? I bet nobody besides you knows who the fark that was.


Clearly you are not a golfer.o
 
2014-03-17 12:20:21 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Goodbye, Norman!


Nice.  I lol'd.
 
2014-03-17 3:12:14 PM  
Does someone have to DIE to trend? Geez

Leader O'Cola: any response he made would be classier than the shiatstains who  sub/greening that link on fark to begin with.


StopLurkListen: Hope you Fark Admins greened a non-malware link this time. Sheesh


This issue is just bringing out the best in everyone!
 
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