Ex-Texan: "Functional" arms and legs? Hmm, If I kick your ass in front of all these people, would that qualify? If it doesn't let me know, I've got some bullets to soak in pigs blood, Rahim.
Jeep2011: It is a safety and insurance issue. They should have refunded his money or had him sing a wavier.
SauronWasFramed: because no double amputee was ever flung to his death while riding a rollercoaster at 50 mph
MaudlinMutantMollusk: No matter how silly my posts are, I can always count on at least a couple of people taking me seriously/bless your hearts
Jeep2011: Sign a waiver. Or sing too whatever.
abhorrent1: The amusement park recommends that guests with special needs visit their website to review policies before visiting.How about you just quit being dicks and let the guy go on the rides? Does that work for you?/Why the fark do you need arms or legs to ride a roller coaster?
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