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(Boston.com)   Nine things that COULD gave happened to Flight 370. Notably absent: pirates have bred with ninjas   ( boston.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Malaysia Airlines, Malaysia, Andaman Sea, flights, media types  
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2014-03-16 02:41:28 PM  
6 votes:
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2014-03-16 02:45:21 PM  
4 votes:
 I have my own theories...

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2014-03-16 01:26:45 PM  
3 votes:
CNN did it to fill a two week news cycle.
2014-03-17 12:28:02 AM  
2 votes:

CivicMindedFive: mjjt: [i62.tinypic.com image 850x1133]

I don't know why, but that just made me laugh for two minutes straight.  On the moon.... jeeze.

I used that mapping site to try and help search and thought I found something (circled in red) but it was rejected

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2014-03-16 10:10:05 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-03-16 04:45:54 PM  
2 votes:

GardenWeasel: cfletch13: GardenWeasel: StopLurkListen: Coming on a Bicycle: In the mean time, debris has been found in the Strait of Malacca:


Like hell I'm clicking on any amateur site like "bigbreakingnews.com" for news on the missing flight. There's a LOT of malware operators taking advantage of the mystery to attract clicks. CNN.com, FoxNews.com, etc only please.

This morning I fell for a greened malware link on the Entertainment tab. (a link to imposter site TMZ.today instead of TMZ.com.) Thanks Fark admins.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 599x491]

Can't even tell what that is...

I believe oil sheen, with possible debris field to the upper right.

http://www.tomnod.com/nod/challenge/malaysiaairsar2014/map/125832 from Digital Globe 3:58 AM on 3/12/2014

Tweeted by

Jillian Taylor @jillsytaylor Mar 14
Hmmm...I maybe found something interesting...not sure... https://twitter.com/search?q=%23MH370&src=hash #MH370

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2014-03-16 02:42:54 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-03-16 06:43:21 PM  
1 vote:
Well Fark automatically tossed the link, so if that's not further proof, I don't know what is.
2014-03-16 06:17:59 PM  
1 vote:
Neanderthals. I tell you it's all those ancient humans recently brought back to life that did this.

How? That European guy who discovered their DNA then sequenced it; he engineered them and now his monsters have escaped his laboratory. They ate the farkin plane. It's always one of those European Socialists that do this. Just ask Mary Shelley. Anyway, that's old news and you have seen the results. You can't put the genie back in the bottle.

BTW. Never get close to one of those resurrected Neanderthals. Never. They grind aluminum to make their bread. A Boeing 777-200 filled with 200 Chinese people is a dainty treat to Neanderthals these days.
2014-03-16 05:50:49 PM  
1 vote:
No one considered the possibility that there was no Flight 370 and this some sort of elaborate false flag operation by the nefarious organization/nation of your choice?
2014-03-16 05:44:37 PM  
1 vote:
Has anyone considered the possibility that it was snakes?
2014-03-16 03:28:48 PM  
1 vote:

Miracle Whip: Didn't ABC already do a long, drawn out TV series about this?  Something about a plane disappearing and some kind of smoke monster chasing the survivors-who were all dead and it was actually Purgatory they were in?

Yea, it's called ABC news, and it's still. on
2014-03-16 03:11:00 PM  
1 vote:

antidisestablishmentarianism: piltdown: [i.imgur.com image 482x694]

Not sure if you know that ad is a fake.

Piltdown Man was a famous fake, so I am sure the farker is hip ...
2014-03-16 03:06:49 PM  
1 vote:
ALRIGHT! I am going to put a stop to this. I took the damn plane, and I'll give it and the crew and passengers back when I'M DONE WITH THEM! So STFU and talk about something else. Aren't there any sports events you can focus on?
2014-03-16 02:59:54 PM  
1 vote:

piltdown: [i.imgur.com image 482x694]

is that real? FFS
2014-03-16 02:59:47 PM  
1 vote:

KarmicDisaster: Uh, a Meteor? That Seems millions of times less likely than the other proposals. Many planes have been downed by weather or mechanical failure or human action, meteors, not so much. Well, as far as we know.

Maybe it was struck by a sperm whale and a bowl of petunias.
2014-03-16 02:57:32 PM  
1 vote:
2014-03-16 02:51:46 PM  
1 vote:

August11: I wonder how many man-hours have been lost during this event. Maybe that is the attack.

Including spectators, like ourselves, hundreds of millions of hours
2014-03-16 02:44:01 PM  
1 vote:

piltdown: [i.imgur.com image 482x694]

That would be amusing in a twisted sort of way, if it wasn't completely 'shopped.
2014-03-16 02:00:20 PM  
1 vote:

KarmicDisaster: Uh, a Meteor? That Seems millions of times less likely than the other proposals. Many planes have been downed by weather or mechanical failure or human action, meteors, not so much. Well, as far as we know.

What a Meteor may look like:
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