SquiggsIN: Didn't read it but, I'll guess that having kids is likely related to at least half of these.
piercedgeek: Have kidsHave kidsHave kidsHave kidsHave kidsHave kidsHave kidsHave kidsHave kidsHave kidsHave kids
styckx: Huffington Post is doing a bang up job at catching up with the Daily Fail in terms of content
lackadaisicalfreakshow: 14: Get pregnant. Calf cramps at 4 am without fail.
lackadaisicalfreakshow: 13: Forget you live under a flight path and leave a window open to catch some night breeze.
lackadaisicalfreakshow: kroonermanblack:lackadaisicalfreakshow: 14: Get pregnant. Calf cramps at 4 am without fail.Out of curiosity, knowing absolutely negative everything about pregnant women, is this due to the pregnancy, or due to dehydration? I personally get massive entire-leg cramps if I don't drink enough water, and for me, that's several liters a day usually. I was just thinking that pregnancy stereotypically includes lots of constantly going to the bathroom, vomiting, and suddenly having more uses for liquid in your body (milk production, cycling water through to baby)?It's one of those "no one knows so we just accept it" things. Could be dehydration as you think, could be protein and calcium redistribution, could be the fetus hates me.
Optimus Primate: Is there a website left that ISN'T resorting to "ten weird tricks" or "top five lifehacks" to whore for clicks?Just such awful non-content.
Benjimin_Dover: Caffiene makes me sleepy. Don't know why.
piercedgeek: Very timely thread too, after having gotten 2 or 3 hours of very broken sleep last night. Don't go past 1 kid, even if you think they sleep through the night, cause they will stop, start tag teaming with their younger sibling and wreck you. Both asleep now, going to crash for 15 min before one wakes back up
kroonermanblack: Benjimin_Dover: Caffiene makes me sleepy. Don't know why.If stimulants calm you down, you might have ADD/ADHD, It's one of the 'symptoms' I see tossed around a lot.Personally, my family just drinks a lot of coffee. My mother and grandmother drank a cup before going to sleep half the time.
saturn badger: Netflix and boring documentaries do it for me every time. They play out and the tube gets stuck at the nearly black screen. No loud commercials. Last night was UFOs. Man! Talk about boring. It was perfect. Just be careful. Some can suck you in./try the sex life of a mollusk//every time.... zzzzzzzzzzz
anuran: kroonermanblack: Benjimin_Dover: Caffiene makes me sleepy. Don't know why.If stimulants calm you down, you might have ADD/ADHD, It's one of the 'symptoms' I see tossed around a lot.Personally, my family just drinks a lot of coffee. My mother and grandmother drank a cup before going to sleep half the time.Not so much a symptom as darned near diagnostic. When I was being diagnosed they prescribed me a small dose of d-amphetamine. I took it and felt very relaxed, then had a very refreshing nap. The doctor said that clinched the diagnosis as far as he was concerned.
Nix Nightbird: #1 Marry my ex-wife and try to share a bed with her.
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