jake_lex: It's probably safer than threatening to kill a cop in person, though.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: jake_lex: It's probably safer than threatening to kill a cop in person, though.Less immediate, certainly
mat catastrophe: Mrs. White: He threatened to kill me in public.Miss Scarlet: Why would he want to kill you in public?Wadsworth: I think she meant he threatened, in public, to kill her.Miss Scarlet: Oh.
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