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(Telegraph)   Malaysian head investigator denies any conclusive evidence of hijacking   ( telegraph.co.uk) divider line
    More: Followup, Malaysia Airlines, flight MH370, Malaysia, historical capitals of China, Bay of Bengal, Kuala Lumpur to Beijing, air defence, Andaman Sea  
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2014-03-15 01:20:02 AM  
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2014-03-15 02:23:34 AM  
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cretinbob: A plane that had an accident that damaged its wing had that repair fail and the wing fell off, pluging it into the ocean.

But you know, that has too many facts going for it to be true.

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2014-03-15 01:17:24 AM  
2 votes:
George Zimmerman
2014-03-15 03:31:34 AM  
1 vote:

Mrtraveler01: Although it doesn't explain why the transponder quit working.

It didn't. The plane was out of range.

Oh, and an interesting tidbit....this 777 was the 404th built........

You can't explain that
2014-03-15 03:22:13 AM  
1 vote:
2014-03-15 03:20:14 AM  
1 vote:

Mrtraveler01: shower_in_my_socks: Authorities dropped these guys as suspects days ago. They know their real names. If they were known terrorists, we would have heard about it by now. If they weren't known terrorists, then why bother to get fake IDs?

In addition, why buy additional plane tickets from Beijing to Amsterdam as well as Amsterdam to Frankfurt/Copenhagen if you're planning on hijacking a plane?

And in addition to that, the whole reason people are getting their panties in a bunch over these two guys is because they're Iranian. So what's the angle - Iran sent just two guys to hijack a plane in the most stunning terrorism/hijacking operation since 9/11, and on top of that made sure they picked guys who could easily be traced as being Iranian citizens? F*ck, everybody knows you use Saudis to do this shiat.
2014-03-15 03:06:12 AM  
1 vote:

Cuthbert Allgood: Falun Gong

//that's my guess

Falun Gong can fly on their own they don't need planes.
2014-03-15 02:48:17 AM  
1 vote:
I for one enjoy a completely open-ended mystery.
2014-03-15 02:45:48 AM  
1 vote:

Mrtraveler01: CraicBaby: shower_in_my_socks: zerkalo: Call the Airforce, no need to recruit 18-year-olds to go into flight school

Do you know how many years of flight school you have to complete to get skilled enough to fly a 777?

Also, flying a fighter jet isn't the same as flying a commercial jet. Not only that, the Air Force doesn't just let 18 yrs hop in the cockpit of a jet. They undergo lots and lots of training.

Odds that the pilot or co-pilot were going rogue?

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2014-03-15 02:34:33 AM  
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propasaurus: Fox News is already assuming it's terrorism and are currently theorizing who is responsible trying to figure out how to pin it on Obama.

Why are you even joking about this?  Did you hear the flight recording?  Dude got on the intercom and told everyone that "Change has come...to your flight path."  Then it probably crashed into the ocean because he wasted all the fuel, because that's what liberals do.  They waste resources.

You just have to wonder how many times Taxbongo is going to get impeached for this.
2014-03-15 02:18:06 AM  
1 vote:

SirEattonHogg: So one theory on these threads are that the North Koreans hijacked the 777 for nefarious purposes.  An airplane produced since 1993 and has 1,178 units produced so far according to Wiki.  An airplane that is Boeing's best seller and is probably operated by every other airline on the planet.

A plane so rare they couldn't possibly get it second hand through black market sources in Africa, Russia, India or some other place.  Or FFS buy it from through their Chinese friends.

What's the next stupid theory, folks?

Fox News is already assuming it's terrorism and are currently theorizing who is responsible.
2014-03-15 02:09:27 AM  
1 vote:
2014-03-15 02:02:35 AM  
1 vote:

rynthetyn: In any case, the news conference with the Malaysian PM is imminent.

30 minutes behind schedule. They're even inept at holding news conferences.
2014-03-15 02:01:00 AM  
1 vote:

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2014-03-15 02:00:09 AM  
1 vote:

Serious Black: Mrtraveler01: The Singapore newspaper has this article. I think they're just farking with everyone now.

http://www.straitstimes.com/the-big-story/missing-mas-plane/story/mi ss ing-malaysia-plane-mh370-said-be-traced-sea-australia-2014

Australia was definitely within range of where the plane disappeared. Only the western part mind you, but it counts all the same.

So what you're saying is that if the passengers survived a landing in Australia, they'd just end up getting poisoned and eaten anyway.  Poor bastards.
2014-03-15 01:56:49 AM  
1 vote:
I hope it ends up that the jet was hacked by a drone that was controlled by a gay jewish communist mercenary behind seven proxies who got paid in bitcoins that the NSA acquired by selling medical pot, all as part of a convoluted scheme to promote Obamacare.
2014-03-15 01:55:34 AM  
1 vote:
I had a media center shredder once, thing worked great.
2014-03-15 01:40:31 AM  
1 vote:

Cerebral Infarktion: so what can you make out of this?

Out of this? I can make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl. . .
2014-03-15 01:39:06 AM  
1 vote:
The cool thing is, no matter what any of these news story say, we can all sit around imagining ourselves in a tube 30,000 feet in the air, when alarms go off, masks drop from the ceiling, and the captain tells us everything is alright as we look out of the window and see the the horizon hitting the ocean, growing closer, closer, closer; then we scream at our seatmate, "OH MY GOD, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIE!", and some shiathead starts telling us we all need Jesus, and someone punches that guy and tells him to shut the fark up, and then we hear the engines whining as if ready to explode, and then the captain says, "I lied! We're not fine! We're all gonna DIIIIIIIE!"

That's the fun part.
2014-03-15 01:35:52 AM  
1 vote:
The true truth will come Link
2014-03-15 01:32:45 AM  
1 vote:
Perhaps it hasn't yet pushed back from the gate?  Did anyone think to look there?
2014-03-15 01:27:21 AM  
1 vote:

2xhelix: [i.imgur.com image 676x422]

North Korea wishes they were capable of stealing a jet. They'd just make one out of mud and paper mache and pretend it could fly.
2014-03-15 01:24:46 AM  
1 vote:
so what can you make out of this?
2014-03-15 01:19:32 AM  
1 vote:
"There is absolutely no truth to this rumor..."
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2014-03-15 01:17:50 AM  
1 vote:

God-is-a-Taco: George Zimmerman

2014-03-15 01:14:33 AM  
1 vote:
Damn it, the Internet! Make up your mind!
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