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(Telegraph)   Malaysian head investigator denies any conclusive evidence of hijacking   ( telegraph.co.uk) divider line
    More: Followup, Malaysia Airlines, flight MH370, Malaysia, historical capitals of China, Bay of Bengal, Kuala Lumpur to Beijing, air defence, Andaman Sea  
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2014-03-15 04:55:37 AM  
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Lenny_da_hog:  they found it.

Okay.  That was funny.

Propasaurus:  The Rosicrucians.

I always wondered about those guys.  Them and the Gideons.
2014-03-15 03:32:56 AM  
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zerkalo: Two groups use stolen passports these days, Iranians and the Mossad. Israel is better at covering their tracks.

That and people coming from countries with tons of strife and want to go to someplace more stable like Europe. Looks like KL was a big hub for this kind of thing.

http://www.thestar.com.my/News/Nation/2014/03/13/Criminals-abusing-M al aysia-Iranians-on-MH370-likely-to-have-gotten-fake-passports-at-KLIA/
2014-03-15 03:30:33 AM  
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Focusing on the Iranian's is a red hearing. Iran is not going to risk alienating practically their only friend left in the world in China.   Who else is left to buy their oil, defend them on the UN Security Council, or provide them the illicit goods the regime can't get from corrupt western companies?  What is the motive in pissing off China by anyone from a Iranian background?  They have no stake in the unrest in the in the northwest of China as (and this is what I could find) the Uyghur minority is primarily Sunni who don't get along well with the primarily shiate Iranians.

If this was a hijacking I would look to someone else on the plane.  The fact that it hasn't turned up points to a suicide by one of the pilots or a passenger.  If you wanted to park a debris field where it would be hard to find, head west and then south south west in the Indian ocean toward Antartica.  Put it south in the roaring 40s and the debris may get quickly disbursed and may not be found for months.
2014-03-15 02:48:17 AM  
1 vote:
I for one enjoy a completely open-ended mystery.
2014-03-15 02:36:32 AM  
1 vote:

zerkalo: Call the Airforce, no need to recruit 18-year-olds to go into flight school

Do you know how many years of flight school you have to complete to get skilled enough to fly a 777?
2014-03-15 02:16:05 AM  
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So one theory on these threads are that the North Koreans hijacked the 777 for nefarious purposes.  An airplane produced since 1993 and has 1,178 units produced so far according to Wiki.  An airplane that is Boeing's best seller and is probably operated by every other airline on the planet.

A plane so rare they couldn't possibly get it second hand through black market sources in Africa, Russia, India or some other place.  Or FFS buy it from through their Chinese friends.

What's the next stupid theory, folks?
2014-03-15 01:58:47 AM  
1 vote:
The LocNar wedged itself into the belly of the plane. The stewardesses were turned into flesh eating zombies and proceeded to eat the passengers. The cockpit crew flew away from populated areas before putting on parachutes and jumping into the Indian Ocean. Unfortunately, they ended up on North Sentinel Island. That's not a place outsiders want to be.

/what? It's as believable as any other scenario.
2014-03-15 01:50:10 AM  
1 vote:

cardex: whothehellcares.jpg

2014-03-15 01:40:31 AM  
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Cerebral Infarktion: so what can you make out of this?

Out of this? I can make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl. . .
2014-03-15 01:27:21 AM  
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2xhelix: [i.imgur.com image 676x422]

North Korea wishes they were capable of stealing a jet. They'd just make one out of mud and paper mache and pretend it could fly.
2014-03-15 01:14:33 AM  
1 vote:
Damn it, the Internet! Make up your mind!
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