Banned on the Run: Darth_Lukecash: I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.No double standards!/this attitude still won't get me laid.The walk of shame is not gender specific./I'm still unwilling to show my face in Marco Island, FL 17 years now post-shame
Lsherm: Banned on the Run: Darth_Lukecash: I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.No double standards!/this attitude still won't get me laid.The walk of shame is not gender specific./I'm still unwilling to show my face in Marco Island, FL 17 years now post-shameWhen I was in college I drunkenly farked a woman on top of an apartment building because she wouldn't have sex in her apartment while her roommate was there. When I woke up in the morning (on the roof) she had stolen the blanket and the door to get down from the roof was locked. Since it was pre-cell phone days, I had to scream for help at a terrified 70 year-old woman who came out to enjoy her morning cup of coffee on her penthouse balcony, and she promptly called the cops instead of just running up the stairs and opening the damn door like I asked.The police came. I told them the entire story and they wanted to verify it with the woman I was with, but no one answered the door when we came knocking. They let me go and while we were riding the elevator down one of the cops told me I looked like shiat. I looked down and there were white splotches all over my shirt, and it took until a full ten minutes later while I was on the sidewalk home to realize that since I had fallen asleep resting against the elevator shaft wall that rose out of the rooftop, pigeons had been shiatting on me all morning until I woke up. Most of it was on my shirt and it looked like I'd had a terrible accident with an Oreo Sundae, but once I got home I realized it was all over my hair, too.If I hadn't been so hungover, that would have been a walk of shame. Instead, I just crawled into bed and slept for 20 hours. When I got up I threw out my sheets and my clothes. I saw that woman once two years later and we both avoided each other like the plague.
ravenlore: So THAT's why chicks take those giant farking handbags to bars. It's not a purse, it's an overnight bag.
Phineas: If she can afford to put together a walk of shame kit and has the foresight to know that she'll need this, then surely your average woman can afford $8 for birth control without mandating that it be covered by every health insurance plan. Or, she could purchase a plan that includes that coverage.Or, millions of moronic liberals could buy into an idiotic narrative that republicans are trying to keep women from obtaining birth control, simply because its not being given to them for free. God forbid sexually active people have to pay for birth control in some way.
Warlordtrooper: If a man thought of this he would be scrutinized for promoting rape culture. But because a woman thought of this it gets the hero tag
Darth_Lukecash: I never understood why it should be a walk of shame, if a gal wants some, go get it.No double standards!/this attitude still won't get me laid.
jaylectricity: I smell gag gift for mom!
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