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(Denver Channel)   What could be worse than finding a couple of mutilated lizard parts in your salad? How about finding a couple of mutilated lizard parts in your salad after you've already eaten part of it? (includes helpful NSFL photo)   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line
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4291 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Mar 2014 at 8:41 PM (9 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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fusillade762
2014-03-14 8:16:39 PM  
You gotta tell them to hold the lizard.
 
MasterAdkins
2014-03-14 8:19:59 PM  
So what kind of moron doesn't inspect their food, before they eat it, to make sure there isn't anything in it they don't want to eat?

/Granted, lizard heads shouldn't be in a salad, unless advertised as such.
 
I'm an Egyptian! [OhFark]
2014-03-14 8:44:14 PM  
Feh. Crunchy protein.
 
TinyFist
2014-03-14 8:48:57 PM  
Psssht. I bet she ate half the salad, then she put the lizard parts in and "alerted" the waitstaff to it to get her meal comped.

Seen it a million times.
 
katerbug72
2014-03-14 8:52:21 PM  
Is it better than crunchy frog?
 
James10952001
2014-03-14 8:52:36 PM  
It's gross, but it happens all the time, though usually small enough bits that we don't notice. Most food comes from outside, stuff outside gets contacted by various wildlife. A bit of lizard or bug parts won't hurt anyone, some cultures eat this stuff regularly.

Get a new salad and get on with life.
 
slotz
2014-03-14 8:54:06 PM  
A reptile dysfunction.
 
Fano
2014-03-14 8:54:46 PM  
Probably better than tiny little birdie turds
 
stuffy
2014-03-14 8:56:51 PM  
Your gonna have to pay extra for that.
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Dose not approve.
 
gja
2014-03-14 8:57:27 PM  
"Really people? Can't find anything better to eat when you're peckish? Beasts!"
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Fano
2014-03-14 8:57:43 PM  
Don't they know you have to drain the lizard
 
gja
2014-03-14 8:58:02 PM  
Whoa, that was trippy
 
MooseUpNorth
2014-03-14 9:02:26 PM  
Hey, you know how much adding meat to a salad costs. Free lizard.
 
KarmicDisaster [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2014-03-14 9:02:50 PM  
that's a word?
 
Porous Horace
2014-03-14 9:06:35 PM  
What could be worse?
Being the lizard.
 
Abox
2014-03-14 9:12:50 PM  

MasterAdkins: So what kind of moron doesn't inspect their food, before they eat it, to make sure there isn't anything in it they don't want to eat?



This is why I don't order anything more complicated than pizza at Alamo Draft House.
 
ElLoco
2014-03-14 9:20:31 PM  
You ask for organic... you get organic.
 
slotz
2014-03-14 9:21:32 PM  

TinyFist: Psssht. I bet she ate half the salad, then she put the lizard parts in and "alerted" the waitstaff to it to get her meal comped.

Seen it a million times.


But we don't have lizards in Paris. I wonder if there's something else that would work?

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Begoggle
2014-03-14 9:24:28 PM  
Bullshiat
 
sprawl15
2014-03-14 9:29:37 PM  
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reported
2014-03-14 9:41:34 PM  

James10952001: It's gross, but it happens all the time, though usually small enough bits that we don't notice. Most food comes from outside, stuff outside gets contacted by various wildlife. A bit of lizard or bug parts won't hurt anyone, some cultures eat this stuff regularly.

Get a new salad and get on with life.


🎵I wish I were in Tijuana, eating barbequed iguana🎵

But seriously, many reptiles harbor nasty strains of salmonella bacteria. If properly cooked they might be safe to eat, but consuming repti-sushi is likely to result in explosive diarrhea.
 
doglover
2014-03-14 9:43:24 PM  
A New York City woman who said she was enjoying a kale salad

Well, we already know she's a terrible liar.
 
maltedmothball
2014-03-14 9:43:43 PM  

fusillade762: You gotta tell them to hold the lizard.


i'm pretty sure you'll get kicked out for asking that, possibly slapped.
 
WordsnCollision [OhFark]
2014-03-14 9:44:29 PM  
Woman says she found lizard head, arm and 'gore'...

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abhorrent1
2014-03-14 10:12:16 PM  
In before froginsaladbag.jpg
 
El Dudereno
2014-03-14 10:27:02 PM  
Was her name Constable Clitoris?
 
Colour_out_of_Space
2014-03-14 10:34:59 PM  
Looks like an anole. From childhood experience, they turn brown when they're dead. Must have been really fresh.
 
That Guy Jeff
2014-03-14 10:49:39 PM  
You know what doesn't have lizards hiding in it? Steak. I've never taken a bite out of a steak and seen a lizard poking out where I cut.

Y'all vegan hippie types ask to be closer to nature... what did you think pre-industrial food looks like? We spent quite a lot of time and money killing everything on the farm that we don't want to eat, but if you're going to reject all that technological advance, I think you deserve the little "extras" you get. In this case, a little fella that loves to eat the extras as much as you hippies must like them.
 
AbiNormal
2014-03-14 11:11:22 PM  
Little bastard should have stuck to selling insurance.

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Canton
2014-03-14 11:13:25 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: Looks like an anole. From childhood experience, they turn brown when they're dead. Must have been really fresh.


Looks like an anole to me, too, with that long snout. Plus the size. Wonder if it was after a much smaller creature in the greens before meeting its unpleasant demise.

Poor thing.
 
AbiNormal
2014-03-14 11:19:20 PM  

fusillade762: You gotta tell them to hold the lizard.


I'm holding a lizard right now.

/You could say I'm strangling him.
 
wiseolddude
2014-03-14 11:24:38 PM  
Andrew Zimmern would have eaten the lizard.
 
lack of warmth
2014-03-14 11:34:32 PM  

doglover: A New York City woman who said she was enjoying a kale salad

Well, we already know she's a terrible liar.


She has to be lying, kale can't taste all that good if she didn't notice lizard in it.

/Seen used as garnishment, but I've never ate kale
//RIP Cal Yarborough
 
elysive [TotalFark]
2014-03-15 2:08:00 AM  
I imagine it's worse to find out you're allergic to ground lizard parts after experiencing anaphalaxis at an Indonesian restaurant.
 
Saborlas [TotalFark]
2014-03-15 10:36:43 AM  
"Eggbeater must have missed that one."
 
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