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(TMZ)   Wesley Warren dead at 49. Who? *clicks link* Oh, that guy, nuts   ( tmz.com) divider line
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2014-03-14 08:21:58 PM  
He died of a broken heart after getting neutered.
2014-03-14 08:22:15 PM  
**Insensitive balls joke
/in before the rest.
2014-03-14 08:22:50 PM  
I wonder what act of heroism he did to get those.
2014-03-14 08:23:17 PM  
RIP Warren Beatty
2014-03-14 08:24:00 PM  
I wonder if he will be buried in his favorite pair of orange sweatshirt pants.
2014-03-14 08:24:04 PM  
4 posts and no squirrel?
2014-03-14 08:24:33 PM  
"So THAT's why the Heechee built their seats that way!"
2014-03-14 08:25:18 PM  
He finally got to where he can walk around looking normal and then this, poor bastard.
2014-03-14 08:25:36 PM  
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2014-03-14 08:25:45 PM  
I miss wesley more than anyone should :(
2014-03-14 08:26:30 PM  
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/will be playing this in his honor.
2014-03-14 08:26:44 PM  

Omahawg: I miss wesley more than anyone should :(

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2014-03-14 08:28:43 PM  
2014-03-14 08:29:03 PM  
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R.I.P. Balzac

2014-03-14 08:30:01 PM  
His balls weighed more than my wife. hmmm..I'm not sure what to make of that.
2014-03-14 08:30:34 PM  

Omahawg: Omahawg: I miss wesley more than anyone should :(

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Let's not suck a cheetah's dick just yet.
2014-03-14 08:30:51 PM  
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2014-03-14 08:35:14 PM  
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R.I.P. Earl Warren

2014-03-14 08:37:00 PM  
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R.I.P. Lesley Ann Warren

2014-03-14 08:38:38 PM  
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2014-03-14 08:39:41 PM  

NoahFenze: **Insensitive balls joke

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2014-03-14 08:40:50 PM  
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Lesley Ann Warren

2014-03-14 08:43:35 PM  

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/will be playing this in his honor.

I will be playing this instead.
2014-03-14 08:44:46 PM  
Sacked for a loss of 2.
2014-03-14 08:54:52 PM  
"Don't let anything get between your testicles and you"
2014-03-14 08:55:28 PM  
No the heart attack wasn't from his 132-pound scrotum, It was from his 400 LB lard-ass body. But keep picking on the smokers, fatties.
2014-03-14 08:57:00 PM  

zerkalo: "Don't let anything get between your testicles and you"

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2014-03-14 09:07:56 PM  

Omahawg: Omahawg: I miss wesley more than anyone should :(

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Johnny Rockets. World's Greatest Hamburger.
2014-03-14 09:11:01 PM  
FTFA:  Wesley Warren (the man famous for his 132-pound scrotum) has passed away from a non-scrotum health issue.


I want to see that in every obituary now.  "The Jones family mourns the passing of Betsy Mae Jones, 89, who died peacefully Saturday from a non-scrotum health issue."
2014-03-14 09:16:32 PM  
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2014-03-14 09:16:32 PM  
Be right back, going to register "Non Scrotum Related Medical Issue" as my new Fark login.
2014-03-14 09:17:31 PM  

antron: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x330]RIPLesley Ann Warren

What the hell happened?  Now I am sad.
2014-03-14 09:21:08 PM  
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                                            RIP Warren
2014-03-14 09:21:24 PM  
That's too bad, man.  People have, in the past, said some pretty awful things about this man.  I think it was undeserved, in fact he was a saint.  Despite all the heckling and naysayers, I never once saw Wesley get testy with anyone.  I think that's a big deal.
2014-03-14 09:30:13 PM  
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2014-03-14 09:30:44 PM  
Glad to see I'm not the only one who thought of Wesley Willis
2014-03-14 09:33:31 PM  
That guy didn't have balls.

Those balls had a guy.
2014-03-14 09:39:56 PM  
If you owe a bank $100,000 dollars, it is your problem.
If you owe a bank $100,000,000, it is the bank's problem.

Same with scrotum.
2014-03-14 09:49:23 PM  
Seriously, I feel bad for that guy. I have lymphedema too, and it's a biatch on wheels. My swelling is mainly in my lower legs. But, now I also have it in my pubic area, which makes it sometimes difficult to pee accurately because that area is so swollen and cannot really be compressed like my legs can. It's dehumanizing and depressing and results in an almost nonexistent sex life. But at least it makes me an ideal Farker, so I have that going for me, I guess.

I was hoping that Warren's quality and quantity of life would improve. I may seek the same kind of surgery that he had (for my pubic area) but my HMO is not inclined to help me. I don't want to have to become a reality show whore to get it, but that may be my only option.
2014-03-14 09:54:04 PM  

trappedspirit: If you owe a bank $100,000 dollars, it is your problem.
If you owe a bank $100,000,000, it is the bank's problem.

Same with scrotum.

Can't squeeze blood out of a turnip
2014-03-14 09:58:16 PM  
Science is improving everyday.

/if this happens to some-one else things will be better
2014-03-14 09:59:43 PM  

buckler: "So THAT's why the Heechee built their seats that way!"

Man that series got ridiculous fast.
2014-03-14 09:59:55 PM  
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He died from infections related to his diabetes.  Maybe he ate his former scrotum's weight in chocolate.
2014-03-14 10:00:38 PM  
In the link's photo, he's wearing a hoodie upside-down. That's...pretty awesome.
2014-03-14 10:04:46 PM  
2014-03-14 10:09:04 PM  
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No words need to be said.
2014-03-14 10:14:30 PM  
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Hey Claire, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elaphantitis of the nuts?
2014-03-14 10:16:44 PM  

Rann Xerox: No words need to be said.

Damn, I thought I was going to get to post this, then I got to the last post.
Well done, sir.
2014-03-14 10:17:53 PM  
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/in mourning
2014-03-14 10:33:26 PM  
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RIP Wesley Warren

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