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(Sun Sentinel)   Man arrested for stealing $287 worth of feminine hygiene products. Maybe he can pull some strings and have the charges dismissed   ( sun-sentinel.com) divider line
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2014-03-14 09:52:27 PM  
2 votes:
Good job subby.

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2014-03-14 09:42:00 PM  
2 votes:
He's better off in prison than coming home empty handed
2014-03-14 09:31:33 PM  
2 votes:
He'll be put in the Super-Maxi wing.
2014-03-14 11:19:22 PM  
1 vote:

supershaft: Tampon bombs. That is all.

She's got a snuke in her snizz!
2014-03-14 11:14:51 PM  
1 vote:
C'mon, subby! Would it have cramped your style to use the "plug" tag?
2014-03-14 11:08:09 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-03-14 10:53:39 PM  
1 vote:
Did they catch him red-handed?

/Confucius say "Man who play with girl on period get caught red-handed"
2014-03-14 10:06:55 PM  
1 vote:

Mark Ratner: The article doesn't mention exactly what type of feminine hygiene products he stole. Maybe it was tampons, but maybe it was those Summer Eve's douche cleanser things. Which brings me to my next question...I like a little smell down there, but not too much..it's a natural smell I find sexy...but it's a fine line I can't describe. Anyone agree or should I just see a psychologist ASAP?

I dig a little stank down there too.

If it's too clean and it has no taste then I get confused and think I need to break out the soy sauce and wasabi.
2014-03-14 09:48:54 PM  
1 vote:

teenage mutant ninja rapist: So which one of you farks spent half the day looking for tampax related new stories?


I mean, not because I was submitting threads, I just spend most afternoons looking for Tampax related news stories.

Don't judge me.
2014-03-14 09:46:56 PM  
1 vote:
I guess he wasn't sponge-worthy.
2014-03-14 09:29:12 PM  
1 vote:
The very rare tampon headline trifecta is in play
2014-03-14 04:45:11 PM  
1 vote:
He's going to jail.  Period!
2014-03-14 04:38:01 PM  
1 vote:
Not bloody likely.
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