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(News9 Oklahoma)   As it turns out, this really is a bad week to be a plane. Or a bird near a plane, for that matter   ( news9.com) divider line
    More: Followup, American Airlines, Oklahoma City, DFW, emergency landing, birdshot  
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2014-03-14 01:43:25 PM  
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2014-03-14 01:55:15 PM  
And if you're a passenger, it's just business as usual?
2014-03-14 02:45:01 PM  
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
2014-03-14 02:51:45 PM  
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2014-03-14 02:52:40 PM  
He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air... yes, birds too.
2014-03-14 02:54:07 PM  
A bird near a plane is worth two near a car.
2014-03-14 02:54:41 PM  
Did you hear anything? Yes, it sounded like someone making chicken salad.
2014-03-14 02:57:00 PM  
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2014-03-14 02:57:54 PM  
I'm putting my wife on a plane to Japan next week, so I'm really getting a kick out of all of these plane tragedies.

/mortgage insurance ftw
2014-03-14 03:03:56 PM  
Yeah... bird.

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2014-03-14 03:03:56 PM  
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2014-03-14 03:05:20 PM  
That bird has to be gotten to a hospital.
2014-03-14 03:06:10 PM  
ooooooooooooklahoma where the birds are sweeping down the planes

hopefully the passengers on this AA flight from tulsa to DFW were not treated to the same blaring "fire in left engine" horn all the way back after turning around there the bright yellow fire trucks follow you all the way from landing to the gate
2014-03-14 03:06:56 PM  
When did the birds unionize?
2014-03-14 03:11:47 PM  
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2014-03-14 03:23:00 PM  
A close-up view of the Boeing 757's left engine with a mechanic's ladder in front of it.

Ya don't say mr. caption man.
2014-03-14 03:31:44 PM  
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2014-03-14 04:14:48 PM  
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2014-03-14 04:15:09 PM  
I saw the words Tulsa and bird for some reason I read the head line as a turd strike

/turd strike
2014-03-14 04:17:19 PM  
Me fail English? That's unpossible.
2014-03-14 05:14:04 PM  
Seems like the reporter wanted to hear about panic in the isles.
2014-03-14 05:16:41 PM  

Priapetic: He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air... yes, birds too.

came here for this. Leaving happy...
2014-03-14 05:25:17 PM  
Look, up in the sky!

It's a bird!

It's a plane!

2014-03-14 06:03:10 PM  
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The Horror

Never Forget

2014-03-14 06:03:45 PM  
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Brian? Where'd you go?
2014-03-14 06:24:10 PM  
757? Pffft. Bird didnt stand a chance. Those engines are monsters.
2014-03-14 06:49:32 PM  
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2014-03-14 07:20:48 PM  
The bird in question?
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