rumpelstiltskin: We wouldn't have any of these problems if we acted like a mature species and grew our offspring in vats.
Lady Indica: She's moving back home because she didn't get what she wanted in court and her friend's Daddy sure as shiat wasn't going to pay for and support her through college.She accused her father of being a pervert and perving on her, and left vile voice mails that she wanted to shiat on her parents faces. She went back to get the money she couldn't get through the courts. Teens are nuts, but this one...wow. Sociopathic levels.Parents are stuck w/ Hobson's choice. She hasn't graduated HS yet, has such a sense of entitlement and affluenza that she's unlikely to be able to hit the ground running and get a job (or two) and a place, etc. She's incapable of taking care of herself, and that means her options if they don't take her back are pretty obvious. Plus most parents love their kids and care about them even when they're ungrateful little shiats like this one.She'll go to college and maaaaybe work a year or two to find and marry a rich man...may whatever gods he believes in have mercy on his soul.
Mikeyworld: rumpelstiltskin: We wouldn't have any of these problems if we acted like a mature species and grew our offspring in vats.I've always said that teens. especially boys, should be put in a barrel and fed through the bunghole.
Fissile: Amazing how many of you are white knighting the parents.Facts: Jersey Princess' dad is a retired police chief. Chief of police in Jersey is a political appointment. Dad currently is township administrator in a neighboring burg. Township administrators obtain their jobs through political appointment. Her lawyer is plugged big time into Jersey politics, and is a Christie crony.Wanna bet there is more going on here? That Jersey princess is just a pawn in the game?
allylloyd: She suffers from Affluenza. Most kids living in Morris County, NJ suffer from it. There is a cure for Affluenza. It's called a WOODEN SPOON. They sell them in Bergen County.
zepher: Her father is a former police chief?Now I have even less than zero sympathy for that biatch.I bet daddy used his influence to never let her see the consequences of her actions and now she's a spoiled biatch.I hope karma gets him square in the ass for ever single person's life he ruined as a cop and for covering for other cops that abused their position.fark that entire family.
mayIFark: I wonder if this was a ploy by both parents and the daughter to make themselves famous.
groppet: Buttknuckle: Maybe if the biatch wasn't so dumb, she might have gotten a scholarship.She did get one from a school in Vermont IIRC, but I could imagine them pulling it after the little twunt pulled a stunt like this.
Z-clipped: JerseyTim: You can tell how well-adjusted a person is by how viscerally they reacted to this story.
Sofa King Smart: ManateeGag: what_now: Sean Canning blamed Inglesino for escalating the conflict, but the best friend's dad says he supported the teen because she is a "terrific, extremely bright young lady.are you insinuating he was banging her like a snare drum? plowing her like a corn field? giving her the ol' high hard one? slipping her the salami?/you're probably right.Just to help everyone understand what a helpful, caring, totally not banging his daughter's friends kind of guy he is... this is the bff's daddy that is bankrolling her lawsuit.totally legit... not banging the teenager at all... certainly not an epic douche.
notatrollorami: Z-clipped: JerseyTim: You can tell how well-adjusted a person is by how viscerally they reacted to this story.How do you mean? I don't grasp your meaning (either of you) and am genuinely curious.
ManateeGag: Walker: She sues you, then you let her move back in? K. Not only would I NOT let her move back in, I would put all her stuff out on the lawn.....in the rain.it's supposed to snow Monday. that would be a good time.
JerseyTim: notatrollorami: Z-clipped: JerseyTim: You can tell how well-adjusted a person is by how viscerally they reacted to this story.How do you mean? I don't grasp your meaning (either of you) and am genuinely curious.The angrier a person is about this news story, the less reasonable a person they probably are. If you're so upset by this family's problems that you're spewing out insults like "biatch" and opining that she should become a sex worker, you probably need to take a step back and adjust your priorities.
Warlordtrooper: Not an enabler but you don't just turn your back on family.
Lsherm: I am still amazed at the number of people I've talked to who think a child is entitled to a college education paid for by her parents.
the ha ha guy: Lsherm: I am still amazed at the number of people I've talked to who think a child is entitled to a college education paid for by her parents.I am still amazed at the number of people I've talked to who think a parent is entitled to a retirement fund paid for by their children.
JerseyTim: You can tell how well-adjusted a person is by how viscerally they reacted to this story.
Mystery Vortex: Oh, you want to go to college? Get a job and save up for it yourself you dumb coont.No wonder so many kids are living with their parents into their 40's now. Coddling and paying for everything for them doesn't teach them shiat about how to survive on their own. There's a reason birds push fledglings out of the nest.
Walker: She sues you, then you let her move back in? K. Not only would I NOT let her move back in, I would put all her stuff out on the lawn.....in the rain.
Lsherm: Well, that's written into law. Take it up with congress.
the ha ha guy: Lsherm: Well, that's written into law. Take it up with congress.I meant on a more personal level. I.E, "If you don't have children who will take care of you when you get old?"
Lsherm: Who expects that?
Lsherm: Outside government programs, your kids are not legally obligated to support you any more than you are legally obligated to provide them with a college education.
ennuie: You can't. So you need loans. To get decent loans (or sometimes any loans at all), you need a decent credit score. That means you need credit. Or you need a cosigner (a parent). If you don't have either of those, you'll have to build credit with your minimum wage job (somehow).My bet is that you're not a youngster
Warlordtrooper: Carousel Beast: Warlordtrooper: Walker: She sues you, then you let her move back in? K. Not only would I NOT let her move back in, I would put all her stuff out on the lawn.....in the rain.So you would just cut your daugther out of your life forever? You sound like a horrible parent.How did you get your comment from Walker's?But I'd do the same, and tell her she is not going to have a second chance to sure me by establishing that she lives at my home and having a much stronger claim to my being responsible for her.Horrible parenting would be to reward her for her actions. I've seen firsthand in my own family how that works out.You sound like an enabler.Not an enabler but you don't just turn your back on family. Especially your own kids. No matter how much they fark up.
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