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(CNN)   Here are some of the most bizarre hotel requests ever made. No, the mud shark isn't included   ( divider line
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2014-03-14 12:08:38 PM  
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First we get naked but were only wearing sailor hats. Then we get in a jacuzzi filled with Pepto Bismol while I clip your toe nails and you'd shave my buttocks.
2014-03-14 12:27:09 PM  
FTFA regarding a request for a Unicorn:

"Beloved Guest,

"We saw your request for a unicorn. Unfortunately this is the wrong season. Due to their migratory habits, unicorns currently inhabit the second star to the right of twilight.

"They are expected to return to Asheville sometime this June.

"In the meantime (as Asheville is known among many circles as the Unicorn Capital of the South), we hope that you can accept this very accurate artist rendition of our native fauna.

"If this is unacceptable, we do profusely apologize. As you are not the first guest to express interest in our local wildlife, we have planned a meeting with the head unicorn, Lord Mangus Biffy of the Rainbows on perhaps adjusting his peoples/horses/mythical creatures move to somewhere outside the universe to better align with our guest wishes.

"Our sincerest apologies,

"The Society of Proper and Right Unicorn Caretaking."

/My daughter is still laughing
2014-03-14 03:40:58 PM  
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2014-03-14 04:55:07 PM  

ZMugg: [ image 470x700]

Important:  If anyone asks you to drive a car for them, say NO.
2014-03-14 04:56:17 PM  
Kobe beef for the dog screams "new money". But in no way does that mean that the rich have too much money
2014-03-14 07:19:38 PM  
The Mudshark Interview was just on mega random on the stereo...
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