scottydoesntknow: This is what happens when you don't follow Rule #2.
mreusone: "Howard, the coroner, called it a miracle at the time."Huh, imagine that. I think the conversation with the coroner probably went like this:"Dr. Howard, are you incompetent?""No, it was a miracle!"
madgonad: Back on the cart!/no, you aren't going for a walk
Dead for Tax Reasons: get him a body bag, yeah
Anayalator: Subtard: Yea rhymes with hay, down by the may, I just may
Finger51: Anayalator: Subtard: Yea rhymes with hay, down by the may, I just maywhat does EBOD rhyme with?
tinyarena: The coroner will never hear the end of this:"It appears victim was crushed by a bus. Hit by two cars. And then cut in half by a tractor.""Really? Are you sure this time? Don't be too hasty now Doc!"
K3rmy: Finger51: Anayalator: Subtard: Yea rhymes with hay, down by the may, I just maywhat does EBOD rhyme with?"While you're listening to StyxPlease sir, EABOD"
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